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**The Flyattractor** · 26 April 2014, 09:49 PM

*removes all the doors from the microwaves in the forum*

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 05:03 AM

so now they're nonoperational? You fiend!

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 06:04 AM

Microwaves are basically shortcuts to real cooking anyway

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 03:38 PM

awfully handy for defrosting when you forget to take something out of the freezer

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 04:05 PM

It makes it taste worse

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 07:16 PM

You don't have to use it, but it's handy when you forget

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 07:35 PM

That's like saying eating at McDonalds is handy

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 07:37 PM

Well I wouldn't, but I suppose if you're starving...

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 07:38 PM

....better to die

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 07:40 PM

If you eat there you just may

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 07:45 PM

So that's what happened to Mr. Nola

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 08:06 PM

Seven heart attacks don't lie

**Nolamom** · 27 April 2014, 08:07 PM

Thank goodness for 12 stents

**jelgate** · 27 April 2014, 08:11 PM

Stents are no substitute for a healthy heart

**Nolamom** · 28 April 2014, 03:49 AM

he has a heart of steel

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