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[The Flyattractor]

*watches Politician Nola take away all of Jel's rights as a citizen and relocates him to Detroit*


Ohhh Snazzy

[jelgate]

Your premise only works if I follow the law

[The Flyattractor]

That's why cops carry tasers and nite sticks.


Of course once you live in Detroit you can expect Cop response times to fall down to some where around 4 to 8 hours....if you live in the NICE parts of Detroit.

[jelgate]

No cop can catch me.

I'm the wind

[The Flyattractor]

That would explain the smell.....and why it smells like Detroit.

[jelgate]

No it doesn't since I live no where near Detroit.

[The Flyattractor]

I would explain it too you but I will just blame it on the radiation.

[jelgate]

That's like those uneducated fools who blame global warming.

[Britta]

Is it just me or does Flyattractor blame a lot of things on radiation?

[Nolamom]

he does seem to have a fixation

[jelgate]

Is it just me or does Flyattractor blame a lot of things on radiation?

It happens a lot. Many people don't really don't understand how radiation works

[The Flyattractor]

So you keep telling us but I have yet to see any Giant Monsters.

Radiation doesn't work. It is quite lazy.

[jelgate]

If you knew how radiation worked that answer would be obvious.

[The Flyattractor]

But that is boring and unimaginative....which must be why Jel is so into it.

[jelgate]

I deal with facts. Not fantasy.