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[Girlbot]

Hi everyone

I'm Naru. Hopefully this post will save Mathpiglet from being Iffy's hostage

Welcome to the Forum Narurin
Bazinga...........don't Blink
Nothing can save you from Iffy's monkeys.
Keep your hands inside the gate and your insanity at the event horizon and you should be just fine

[Bagpuss]

Could one of you wondrously welcoming regulars repost the list of the Flying Monkeys and their *cough* abilities ,please ?

(I ask because a Blue one keeps stealing my tea...and one of the Orange ones keeps trying to type rude messages in the search engine box.)

[Girlbot]

Could one of you wondrously welcoming regulars repost the list of the Flying Monkeys and their *cough* abilities ,please ?

(I ask because a Blue one keeps stealing my tea...and one of the Orange ones keeps trying to type rude messages in the search engine box.)

Here you go.
Red ones make you lose your train of thought
orange ones steal your chocolate
Yellow ones mess with your internet connection
Blue ones move your stuff around
green ones cause global warming
pink ones cause typos
purple ones steal your sanity

[Bagpuss]

Great ! TY GB .

*Reads list carefully*

Righto,so if I feed the Orange Monkeys some chocolate they'll stop trying to find or set up a "Baggie is a greedy meanie!" thread ?

Good to know ....


*Notices the Teacup's vanished*

*Wanders away to buy chocolate*

[aretood2]

Great ! TY GB .

*Reads list carefully*

Righto,so if I feed the Orange Monkeys some chocolate they'll stop trying to find or set up a "Baggie is a greedy meanie!" thread ?

Good to know ....


*Notices the Teacup's vanished*

*Wanders away to buy chocolate*

*reports Bags for offtopicness*
*leaves welcome mat*

[Bagpuss]

Can't be off-topic to let the newest members know what the Monkeys actually do.


*Leaves fresh cookies on a silver tray for the New Members*


*Leaves a pie for Ukko*

[chocolate_muffin]

*quarantines cookies*

They've been known to contain.... additives....

[Narurin]

I think I have a lot of purple and blue monkeys in my house

[Ukko]

Can't be off-topic to let the newest members know what the Monkeys actually do.


*Leaves fresh cookies on a silver tray for the New Members*


*Leaves a pie for Ukko*

*Takes pie*

Welcome new person Narurin Im Honest Ukko Mctruth.

[syfygyrl]

I think I have a lot of purple and blue monkeys in my house

*gasp* So that's where my monkeys went!

*Takes pie*

Welcome new person Narurin Im Honest Ukko Mctruth.

Liar. You steal pie for a living!

[Starfist]

Welcome to Gateworld Narurin.
I hope you will have fun...
And I hope to see you on the threads...

[mathpiglet]

I am holding you hostage until someone newer shows up.

*waits patiently*

Hi everyone

I'm Naru. Hopefully this post will save Mathpiglet from being Iffy's hostage

I'm currently working my way through all the SG1 episodes (I'm halfway through season 7 at the moment) and plan to watch Atlantis and Universe as well~. I haven't watched the original movie all the way through yet, I have trouble getting past how mean Jack is to Daniel in the beginning. I have a crush on Daniel Jackson and a girl-crush on Sam.

Other things I'm a fan of, in a nutshell - anime, Harry Potter, Big Bang Theory, The Hunger Games, Starcraft and Age of Empires, and Doctor Who.

Also, I have a question. I'm banned from changing my profile details and such because "Sorry, Narurin! You do not have access this page." despite the fact that I have clicked on the link in the activation email (twice).

Welcome Narurin! I hope you have fun being Iffy's hostage.

*skips away*

[SF_and_Coffee]

Here you go.
Red ones make you lose your train of thought
orange ones steal your chocolate
Yellow ones mess with your internet connection
Blue ones move your stuff around
green ones cause global warming
pink ones cause typos
purple ones steal your sanity

Whew, I'm mostly safe then. My train of thought jumped the track years ago, though I do occasionally hear it whistling happily about in the distance. I might have to fight the orange ones over the chocolate, though. My internet connection has enough issues on its own, and I can never find anything anyway, so how would I know if it got moved around? The green ones causing global warming is a delicious piece of irony. Typos? What tpyos?

And the purple ones can't steal what I never had.

[Girlbot]

Whew, I'm mostly safe then. My train of thought jumped the track years ago, though I do occasionally hear it whistling happily about in the distance. I might have to fight the orange ones over the chocolate, though. My internet connection has enough issues on its own, and I can never find anything anyway, so how would I know if it got moved around? The green ones causing global warming is a delicious piece of irony. Typos? What tpyos?

And the purple ones can't steal what I never had.

You just never knew it was the monkeys that were causing all the trouble before

[aretood2]

You just never knew it was the monkeys that were causing all the trouble before

Why must you blame the monkeys for your own actions?