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[jelgate]

At least your nightmares aren't as bad as my reality

[Nolamom]

So, your employer finally figured out the truth about you? And your dog won't have anything to do with you? And there's no pie left?

*considers other possible options for Jel's depression*

[jelgate]

We all cant succeed in mooching

[Nolamom]

so, you're a failure as a mooch? Parents finally kicked you out eh?

[Meaghan]

Why not? My mom still forces mooching on me sometimes.....*loves parental guilt over divorce, even 18 years later*

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

[Britta]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

May the moose be free and the maple syrup endless, or vice versa.

[Nolamom]

I'm waiting for the day when I can mooch off of my kids I guess after the grandkids are all grown and they don't have to pay for them anymore

[jelgate]

May the moose be free and the maple syrup endless, or vice versa.

May we binge on poutine

[Meaghan]

hehehehe.....how much longer till that happens, Nola? It'll be a while for my parents--all their grandkids are very young.

*invites everyone for a moose stew, poutine and maple-fudge dinner*

[jelgate]

*prepares bed on Meaghan's couch*

[Nolamom]

Oldest granddaughter turns 21 next month...youngest grandson is only 8

[jelgate]

You two can go drinking together

[Nolamom]

ha! she would expect me to pay for the rounds

[jelgate]

You mean you aren't? I was going to come too.

[Meaghan]

*tucks Jel into the couch-bed*

Why would she want to drink with her granddaughter? The potential for extreme embarrassment would be HUGE....but it would be kinda interesting!