1. When you have a Stargate WMP skin... AND the visulization that looks eerily like the event horizon....
92. Much of your internet usage is on Stargate or Stargate related items.
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2. You consider getting a new tattoo and integrating something Stargateish...
3. When you are sitting in an Oven talking to a bunch of Fruitcakes.
4. The first thing you want to do when you wake up is catch up at GW.
5. When you can recite more than one episode line-for-line
6. Hearing a song on the radio and instantly thinking of your favorite SG fan vid.
7. when you work bits of Sam's technobabble into everyday conversation
8. Chuckling everytime you hear someone say "Indeed"
9. The first thing that comes to your mind when you watch a Star Wars movie is Teal'c, or Stargate in general
10. Hearing "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" and visualizing the whole montage from Unending
11. During random converstations you interrupt with "Oh! That reminds me of this stargate episode, where-"
12. You can tell which episode it is by name within the first 10 seconds of the show.
13. You refer to your house as a gate address.
14. when you can come up with a stargate quote for any occasion
15. You refer to everyone by both their names every time
16. When you name one of your pet's after a character
17. You can accurately recite Daniel's rant in Unending
18. The "error" sound on your computer is not a beeping sound but general Jack O'Neill saying "Please tell me you know what's going on around here" (THAT is embarassing when it goes off in a silent university library)
19. Your password at work is 'fishing'
20. You use terms like "Wonko" and "Packed full of jam" any time you can
21. You refuse to eat any other jello but blue.
22. You find a light that looks like an ascended being and stare at it for hours thinking it's Daniel Jackson
23. When you see bit part actors on other shows and say, "I know him. He played.....in an episode of SG1."
24. When listening to music, the only thing going through your mind is "I could do a video to this!"
25. Your own mother bought you a shirt that says Home Sweet Stargate. and you wear it.
26. In Yahoo Shopping Search you enter "Pink Handcuffs"
27. You know exactly what season it is just from looking at Daniel
28. You sit through some of the worst movies to see a teeny bit of arm porn, tongue porn, eye porn etc.
29. An entire wall of your room is plastered with stargate pictures. well and farscape. Ok let's be honest - I have a shrine to claudia black on my wall.
30. When you arrive late you blame "time dilation".
31. When someone tells you they watched an ep of SG1, you get all giddy and start quizing them over the episode
32. You can name several Ancient Egyptian gods, and know what they ruled over... (and begin talking about it while touring a museum with an Ancient Egyptian display)
33. Every time your computer crashes, or you have a power failure, you blame it on the Replicators.
34. Your sister firmly believes that there really is a Stargate program in Cheyenne mountain and the show is there for plausible deny ability.
35. You refer to batteries as Zed PM's, ZPM's, or Zero-Point Modules.
36. Your friends call you long distance to tell you they found a Stargate application on Facebook.
37. You have clones of your favorite characters.
38. You're convinced your boss is a Goa'uld.
39. You're convinced Mr. Burns is a Goa'uld
40. You claim that nobody else but you can use your laptop because only you have the Ancient Gene needed to activate it.
41. While watching another show with their main characters in a complicated situation, you think, Sam would be able to get them out of this.
42. Instead off sleeping you prefer to meditate.
43. You life would be much easier if you could just use Asgard technology and beam from place to place.
44. In difficult situations you often ask yourself "What would Vala do?"
45. You become an ambassador to find an end in the need for weapons proliferations by brokering treaties, Just like Dr. Weir.
46. You replace your touch tone phone with an old rotary phone and loudly inform every one when each 'chevron' has locked.
47. You couldn't wait to get Photoshop, just so you could make SG wallpapers, banners and icons
48. You can't help but laugh when reading certain parts of your psychology textbook.
49. You call your bed "your sarcophagus".
50. You started watching Farscape after you had seen Claudia Black on SG1(and that goes for BB too)
51. When your telephone starts ringing you scream out "Close The Iris".
52. One of the ringtones on your cell phone is the SG1 theme
53. You approach every bald man with glasses and tell him to "dial it up."
54. You don't remember what life was like before you started watching SG1
55. You stand on a round man hole cover and waiting for the rings to appear and takes you off.
56. When people talk about the "little green men," you say, "They're CALLED ASGARD. And they're GREY, not GREEN."
57. When you've assigned your family members names of characters from SG-1.. and what's more, they sort of work
58. You stay up past your self imposed bedtime to finish fics/vids/artwork etc.
59. You'd rather talk to people online than your family, because your family just doesn't "get it."
60. You painted enough sayings in Ancient on your pottery to almost be able to read it without the cheat sheet.
61. You go up to you front door and text somebody in you family sending SG1 code to open the iris.
62. Your entire wardrobe consists of black shirts and green pants.
63. You request the next disc in a serries by saying "Ego indeo nauvo discuss" Heck when you need anything you start the sentence "Ego indeo . . . "
64.You keep telling your shrink that you're not schizophrenic, you're a To'kra.
65. You are at a sporting game (AFL), here the player name Daniel Jackson and immediately think of our beloved archaeologist.
66. You come running in through your front door saying: "Stargate Command, this is *Insert name*. We're commin' in hot!!!"
67. You watch any movie, TV show, mini series and look at scene thinking "Dude, that totally works for (interest ship/character here)".
68. When hiking you worry not that you might get bitten by a snake, but that one might jump into your head.
69. You plan your internet time around other time zones so you can be on GW when so many others are.
70. When watching Stargate music videos you can pinpoint which scene came from which episode in which order.
71. Even though you've never in you're life felt the urge to go to the Rocky's, you want to go to Colorado Springs.
72. When you begin associating innocuous actions or behaviors (such as waking up) with certain characters and/or couples.
73. Once getting the Stargate dvds you immediately watched all the episodes you could with audio commentary.
74. You think up first names for Major Lorne
75. You fill the holes in the characters background with you're own ideas OR fic becomes personal cannon ...
76. You've often wondered about the sexual prowess of archaeologists. (I had to go there )
77. You're relieved to know that for some crazy reason alien life will understand you when they finally make contact, after all they seem to speak English pretty well...
78. You refer to everyone who has passed away as having "ascended".
79. You are able to talk about Arthurian legend and the fact that Merlin was really an ascended being.
80. You edit Stargate Wiki pages
81. You wonder what skin cream Teal'c used to make his skin all glowy
82. Refer to episodes by their initials- and have people understand you
83. You know the invisible scene in 200 couldn't have happened because Teal'c had hair and Jack was still a Colonel
84. You start referring to yourself as Tauri.
86.Your understanding of the USAF has increased.
87. You wander up ramps knowing there must be a Stargate at the end of it.
88. When you randomly start to quote Stargate several times a day when it fits the situation, and everytime you do your siblings/parents/friends can finish the quote for you...whether they actually like Stargate themselves or not!
89. You insist in having an apostrophe in your name
90. You got the SciFi channel for Stargate
91. When you're typing a report, and the way you motivate yourself to do it is that every time you get a complete page typed up, you can refresh the Oven and see what new posts are up.
3. When you are sitting in an Oven talking to a bunch of Fruitcakes.
4. The first thing you want to do when you wake up is catch up at GW.
5. When you can recite more than one episode line-for-line
6. Hearing a song on the radio and instantly thinking of your favorite SG fan vid.
7. when you work bits of Sam's technobabble into everyday conversation
8. Chuckling everytime you hear someone say "Indeed"
9. The first thing that comes to your mind when you watch a Star Wars movie is Teal'c, or Stargate in general
10. Hearing "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" and visualizing the whole montage from Unending
11. During random converstations you interrupt with "Oh! That reminds me of this stargate episode, where-"
12. You can tell which episode it is by name within the first 10 seconds of the show.
13. You refer to your house as a gate address.
14. when you can come up with a stargate quote for any occasion
15. You refer to everyone by both their names every time
16. When you name one of your pet's after a character
17. You can accurately recite Daniel's rant in Unending
18. The "error" sound on your computer is not a beeping sound but general Jack O'Neill saying "Please tell me you know what's going on around here" (THAT is embarassing when it goes off in a silent university library)
19. Your password at work is 'fishing'
20. You use terms like "Wonko" and "Packed full of jam" any time you can
21. You refuse to eat any other jello but blue.
22. You find a light that looks like an ascended being and stare at it for hours thinking it's Daniel Jackson
23. When you see bit part actors on other shows and say, "I know him. He played.....in an episode of SG1."
24. When listening to music, the only thing going through your mind is "I could do a video to this!"
25. Your own mother bought you a shirt that says Home Sweet Stargate. and you wear it.
26. In Yahoo Shopping Search you enter "Pink Handcuffs"
27. You know exactly what season it is just from looking at Daniel
28. You sit through some of the worst movies to see a teeny bit of arm porn, tongue porn, eye porn etc.
29. An entire wall of your room is plastered with stargate pictures. well and farscape. Ok let's be honest - I have a shrine to claudia black on my wall.
30. When you arrive late you blame "time dilation".
31. When someone tells you they watched an ep of SG1, you get all giddy and start quizing them over the episode
32. You can name several Ancient Egyptian gods, and know what they ruled over... (and begin talking about it while touring a museum with an Ancient Egyptian display)
33. Every time your computer crashes, or you have a power failure, you blame it on the Replicators.
34. Your sister firmly believes that there really is a Stargate program in Cheyenne mountain and the show is there for plausible deny ability.
35. You refer to batteries as Zed PM's, ZPM's, or Zero-Point Modules.
36. Your friends call you long distance to tell you they found a Stargate application on Facebook.
37. You have clones of your favorite characters.
38. You're convinced your boss is a Goa'uld.
39. You're convinced Mr. Burns is a Goa'uld
40. You claim that nobody else but you can use your laptop because only you have the Ancient Gene needed to activate it.
41. While watching another show with their main characters in a complicated situation, you think, Sam would be able to get them out of this.
42. Instead off sleeping you prefer to meditate.
43. You life would be much easier if you could just use Asgard technology and beam from place to place.
44. In difficult situations you often ask yourself "What would Vala do?"
45. You become an ambassador to find an end in the need for weapons proliferations by brokering treaties, Just like Dr. Weir.
46. You replace your touch tone phone with an old rotary phone and loudly inform every one when each 'chevron' has locked.
47. You couldn't wait to get Photoshop, just so you could make SG wallpapers, banners and icons
48. You can't help but laugh when reading certain parts of your psychology textbook.
49. You call your bed "your sarcophagus".
50. You started watching Farscape after you had seen Claudia Black on SG1(and that goes for BB too)
51. When your telephone starts ringing you scream out "Close The Iris".
52. One of the ringtones on your cell phone is the SG1 theme
53. You approach every bald man with glasses and tell him to "dial it up."
54. You don't remember what life was like before you started watching SG1
55. You stand on a round man hole cover and waiting for the rings to appear and takes you off.
56. When people talk about the "little green men," you say, "They're CALLED ASGARD. And they're GREY, not GREEN."
57. When you've assigned your family members names of characters from SG-1.. and what's more, they sort of work
58. You stay up past your self imposed bedtime to finish fics/vids/artwork etc.
59. You'd rather talk to people online than your family, because your family just doesn't "get it."
60. You painted enough sayings in Ancient on your pottery to almost be able to read it without the cheat sheet.
61. You go up to you front door and text somebody in you family sending SG1 code to open the iris.
62. Your entire wardrobe consists of black shirts and green pants.
63. You request the next disc in a serries by saying "Ego indeo nauvo discuss" Heck when you need anything you start the sentence "Ego indeo . . . "
64.You keep telling your shrink that you're not schizophrenic, you're a To'kra.
65. You are at a sporting game (AFL), here the player name Daniel Jackson and immediately think of our beloved archaeologist.
66. You come running in through your front door saying: "Stargate Command, this is *Insert name*. We're commin' in hot!!!"
67. You watch any movie, TV show, mini series and look at scene thinking "Dude, that totally works for (interest ship/character here)".
68. When hiking you worry not that you might get bitten by a snake, but that one might jump into your head.
69. You plan your internet time around other time zones so you can be on GW when so many others are.
70. When watching Stargate music videos you can pinpoint which scene came from which episode in which order.
71. Even though you've never in you're life felt the urge to go to the Rocky's, you want to go to Colorado Springs.
72. When you begin associating innocuous actions or behaviors (such as waking up) with certain characters and/or couples.
73. Once getting the Stargate dvds you immediately watched all the episodes you could with audio commentary.
74. You think up first names for Major Lorne
75. You fill the holes in the characters background with you're own ideas OR fic becomes personal cannon ...
76. You've often wondered about the sexual prowess of archaeologists. (I had to go there )
77. You're relieved to know that for some crazy reason alien life will understand you when they finally make contact, after all they seem to speak English pretty well...
78. You refer to everyone who has passed away as having "ascended".
79. You are able to talk about Arthurian legend and the fact that Merlin was really an ascended being.
80. You edit Stargate Wiki pages
81. You wonder what skin cream Teal'c used to make his skin all glowy
82. Refer to episodes by their initials- and have people understand you
83. You know the invisible scene in 200 couldn't have happened because Teal'c had hair and Jack was still a Colonel
84. You start referring to yourself as Tauri.
86.Your understanding of the USAF has increased.
87. You wander up ramps knowing there must be a Stargate at the end of it.
88. When you randomly start to quote Stargate several times a day when it fits the situation, and everytime you do your siblings/parents/friends can finish the quote for you...whether they actually like Stargate themselves or not!
89. You insist in having an apostrophe in your name
90. You got the SciFi channel for Stargate
91. When you're typing a report, and the way you motivate yourself to do it is that every time you get a complete page typed up, you can refresh the Oven and see what new posts are up.
92. Much of your internet usage is on Stargate or Stargate related items.
.... Yet Sadly, when you mentioned that as a prologue, so many loopholes suddenly sprung into my head... It's truly sad, really XD
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