*quickly runs in, keeping an eye out for her taxi*
Ok, just a quickie, will reply later, this came to me when I was in the shower - don't ask - it's silly I know, but I hope it puts a smile on your face
So this is Jack's internal monologue ten minutes after he's promoted to General and alone in his office.
I think it went like this:
*sees taxi, runs out*
Ok, just a quickie, will reply later, this came to me when I was in the shower - don't ask - it's silly I know, but I hope it puts a smile on your face
So this is Jack's internal monologue ten minutes after he's promoted to General and alone in his office.
I think it went like this:
Wohoo! I’m a General.
I'm the man!
So what am I gonna do first?
Sam.
Oh, look I have a sparkly grey desk.
Sam.
And a nice leather chair.
Sam.
Great, more papers.
Sam.
Where is my Homer pen?
Sam.
Why do I need to sign those?
Sam.
I’m not getting my memos.
Sam.
Oh, I know!
Sam.
I have to try the donuts.
Sam.
Or maybe the blue Jello, makes your tongue go blue.
Sam.
The first thing I’ll do is-
Sam.
So they went to this cabin….
And then he promoted her.
I'm the man!
So what am I gonna do first?
Sam.
Oh, look I have a sparkly grey desk.
Sam.
And a nice leather chair.
Sam.
Great, more papers.
Sam.
Where is my Homer pen?
Sam.
Why do I need to sign those?
Sam.
I’m not getting my memos.
Sam.
Oh, I know!
Sam.
I have to try the donuts.
Sam.
Or maybe the blue Jello, makes your tongue go blue.
Sam.
The first thing I’ll do is-
Sam.
So they went to this cabin….
And then he promoted her.
*sees taxi, runs out*
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