Something random & silly... and guaranteed to leave a Gutter-drenched mess!
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/GratuitousTouchingMoment.jpg)
It starts out innocently enough...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Grabbing.jpg)
A supportive touch...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/GoauldedSam.jpg)
A helping hand...
But it won't take long for things to take a turn towards Gutterville...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/FairGame.jpg)
A bold test of just how much they can get away with right under General Hammond's nose...
And things escalate pretty quickly...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/TheStorageCloset.jpg)
They wasted no time taking advantage of Convenient Alien-virus Influence Excuse #1!
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/DesperateMeasures5.jpg)
A convenient excuse for six-grabbing...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/FagileBalanceWake-upCall.jpg)
What should've been a convenient excuse for six-grabbing...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Trying.jpg)
A Gratuitous Touching Moment near-miss...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/InvisibleLineintheSand.jpg)
Withdrawl-induced Touching!
And before ya know it, we've got some serious touching going on...
The endless-hug...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_335.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_333.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_332.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_331.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Descent15.jpg)
We may not be able to see the Gratuitous Touching her, I'd bet fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum Sam was doing her best to help stop Jack's shrinkage...
Or this can't-quite-make-eye-contact Gratuitous Touch-fest..
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2474.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2475.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2476.jpg)
And, of course, the best Gratuitous Touching Moment EVER...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/BestDipKissEver.jpg)
Sam & Jack:
The Gratuitous Touching Moments
Let's take a moment to appreciate some of the finer nuances of The Ship, shall we...The Gratuitous Touching Moments
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/GratuitousTouchingMoment.jpg)
It starts out innocently enough...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Grabbing.jpg)
A supportive touch...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/GoauldedSam.jpg)
A helping hand...
But it won't take long for things to take a turn towards Gutterville...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/FairGame.jpg)
A bold test of just how much they can get away with right under General Hammond's nose...
And things escalate pretty quickly...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/TheStorageCloset.jpg)
They wasted no time taking advantage of Convenient Alien-virus Influence Excuse #1!
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/DesperateMeasures5.jpg)
A convenient excuse for six-grabbing...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/FagileBalanceWake-upCall.jpg)
What should've been a convenient excuse for six-grabbing...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Trying.jpg)
A Gratuitous Touching Moment near-miss...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/InvisibleLineintheSand.jpg)
Withdrawl-induced Touching!
And before ya know it, we've got some serious touching going on...
The endless-hug...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_335.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_333.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_332.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_331.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/normal_sg1_301_330.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/Descent15.jpg)
We may not be able to see the Gratuitous Touching her, I'd bet fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum Sam was doing her best to help stop Jack's shrinkage...
Or this can't-quite-make-eye-contact Gratuitous Touch-fest..
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2474.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2475.jpg)
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/sg1-8x09-2476.jpg)
And, of course, the best Gratuitous Touching Moment EVER...
![](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/BrenRen1/BestDipKissEver.jpg)
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