Originally Posted by jckfan55
-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan
-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!' - Skydiver
-13. Cut me off one more time when I'm trying to explain something and I swear your Simpsons collection is going into the next unstable vortex of a forming wormhole...that's the kawoosh to you, sir.-jckfan
-14. Vala, lose the Pippi Longstocking look. This is the SGC not Disnyland.
-15. Cam, General O'Neill would pretend to be dumb to amuse us. You're not nearly as amusing.
-16. So this dumb blonde chick walks into a bar...
-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan
-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!' - Skydiver
-13. Cut me off one more time when I'm trying to explain something and I swear your Simpsons collection is going into the next unstable vortex of a forming wormhole...that's the kawoosh to you, sir.-jckfan
-14. Vala, lose the Pippi Longstocking look. This is the SGC not Disnyland.
-15. Cam, General O'Neill would pretend to be dumb to amuse us. You're not nearly as amusing.
-16. So this dumb blonde chick walks into a bar...
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