The Sam & Jack Shippers' Archive

[Mala50]

(((((((((((((((Mala))))))))))))))) We may both need those THICK glasses! Add what you can. I don't plan on adding any more "spots". I'm just tinkering with the text.

Got it! Thanks!

I can email you as well as Tasha when I finish the text. Any particular format?

You can put it up here if you like and I'll cut and paste. That way it'll keep your formatting and colors. Otherwise WORD is fine.

[Token]

You can put it up here if you like and I'll cut and paste. That way it'll keep your formatting and colors. Otherwise WORD is fine.

It is just so big that I didn't want to repost it. I think I'm PM you with it.

[Mala50]

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How cool! We're having lots of family get-togethers this month. I know some of the family are meeting in Chicago, and Sugarshaker and I (AND HOPEFULLY MALA) will meet at the NJ con. Everyone be sure to post pics of all the family reunions! .......................

ship sistah

Sorry, have other plans for that weekend. But maybe next year?

It would be fun meeting you and Sugarshaker (uh, she's my long lost cousin, twice removed on my mother's side, right? Anyway, anyone who can quote lyrics to songs by The Supremes is OK in my book!)

Oh btw, I like your new sig!

Here's another from the scene when they rescue Sam. Love the look he gives Sam and Jack:

http://hometown.aol.com/tvcdba/myhomepage/ShipperT.jpg

[Mala50]

It is just so big that I didn't want to repost it. I think I'm PM you with it.

I can grab the one posted here and you can send me any corrections in a PM or email me.

[kiwigater]

LOL!! Yeah, they may wonder if Shippers have a RL. Real Life? What's that?

If you do, you'll have to post a picture!

Real life??? *puzzled expression*.....
I don't think I have one of those!

I will absolutely post photos! I've already "stolen" my best friends digital camera for the purpose. Altho I'm a bit nervous about posting photos, everyone in the family who has posted them so far is sooooo pretty! Maybe I'll just wear a sack over my head.....

[Token]

I can grab the one posted here and you can send me any corrections in a PM or email me.

Edited with updates.
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History of Shipper Town

On July 12, 2004, Joseph Mallozzi gave birth to the idea of a Shipper Rehabilitation Commune located in Southern California. Ground was quickly broken, and the Shipper Rehabilitation Commune was quickly constructed to meet the needs of Sam and Jack Shippers around the world. The facility was aptly named after its founder Joseph Mallozzi. The mission of the J. M. Shipper Rehab Commune is to rehabilitate Sam and Jack Shippers to a hopeful state of mind and restore their confidence that Sam and Jack will ultimately be together as life partners. Shippers have flocked to the Rehab Commune since the disturbing news of a cloying relationship for Sam. Once Shippers have restored their mojo, they are reluctant to leave the friends they have made. Shipper Town has grown out of the success of the Rehab Commune. Sam and Jack Shippers have created a family as well as a town. Shipper Town is founded on the principle that Sam and Jack are meant to be together and the support of all Sam and Jack Shippers is needed to fulfill this destiny.

"Shipper Town" created by Token

• The first stop in Shipper Town "Home of the Replishippers" is the R(ed) C(ookie) Shipper Town Information Center. Each new shipper receives a beginner’s supply of shipper cookies along with a cookie list and instructions, a map of Shipper Town, and a choice of either a Sam, Jack, Daniel or Teal’c clone with a manual if needed. Jonas and Siler clones are available upon special request.
• We have the Bakery where Ship Nana does her magic. Shipper cookies are a fundamental staple of any shipper’s meal. They can also be used as meal replacements when consumed with caffeinated beverages.
• The Cineplex is where Caty and Marimba show their videos 24/7. Tissue boxes are conveniently located on each chair. "Master of the House" and "I will survive" are hot requests until "My Confession" is a reality.
• The Shipper Park is also known as the "Happy Place." At the center of the park is a gorgeous wishing pond complete with a magnificent Waterfall. One of the favorite spots is the Prayer Garden. Shippers come to the Prayer Garden to meditate, pray and use the convenient writing paper to send TPTB constructive and positive letters on the obviously perfect future of Sam and Jack.
• The Joseph Mallozzi Shipper Commune Rehab is where shippers go to get their "mojo" back. Mr. Mallozzi was the founder of the Shipper Commune, and Shipper Town is immensely grateful for his contributions to our beloved town. Since both Tame and GoneShippin’ are part of the staff, the head administrator Aunt Sally has given each an entire floor to remodel in order to accommodate the noise restrictions. Of course, Tame is permanently scheduled on Tuesdays and Thursdays for the "Jack" room.
• Who could forget the "Blind Faith" roller coaster and "Here We Go Again" Ferris wheel at the Amusement Park? For all those shippers who enjoy getting wet, there is the "Wet & Wild" water slide.
• The Shipper Sipper Bar is where mad_gater brews and serves his concoctions. Mad_gater also cooks a mean BBQ. The secret is in the sauce. Beware the Shipper hooch, as it tends to dissolve metal!
• The Shipper Marina is where the Shipper Ship resides along with many houseboats for Shipper Town residents.
• For the tourists, Sam and Jack’s floating house is a sight to behold. The house is a wedding present from the Asgard. It uses anti-gravitational generators to have the house "float" over Shipper Lake. There is an outdoor area for the dogs to do their business. The security systems that Thor installed include an eye scanner for the front door, hand print scanning for the rest of the doors, and a system wherein when the intruder alert is activated, the intruder will be beamed to the nearest brig in Shipper Town. Mad_gater ensures that all security systems are operational and there are no unwanted paparazzi. However, Sam and Jack’s cozy cottage is available for those quiet moments alone. It is already constructed and awaiting their arrival. The heart-shaped bed was the last bit to arrive.
• Just down from the Shipper Marina is the PlayShipper Mansion. Shippers are encouraged to partake of the many Shipper activities Tame has planned or just enjoy a Jackowacko cocktail by the pool. The Sandy Ship Beach is adjacent to PlayShipper Mansion. On most days, Kiwigater can be found lazing under an umbrella enjoying a cold beverage of choice.
• The Conservatory encourages Shippers to embrace their creativity. It is home to fanfic authors, poets, songwriters, musicians and graphic artists.
• The City Hall is where Ship Nana holds the title of "Mayor of Shipper Town," and where Sam and Jack will eventually apply for their marriage license.
• Across from City Hall is the Shipper Town Post Office. The post office is responsible for all love letters, notes and packages. A secondary function of the post office is to handle all wedding presents and cards for Sam and Jack.
• At the center of Shipper Town Square is an exquisite bronze sculpture dedicated to the founder of the GateWorld Shipper Family, the benevolent Shipperahoy affectionately known as Ship Mum.
• The Shipper Radio Station "69.9 SJLUV" is where Kri and Token play all the Sam and Jack favorites like "I'll Wait for You Forever" and "When's This War Gonna End."
• Gatetrixer is the managing editor of the "Shipper Town News." Gatetrixer keeps shippers informed of all important Shipper Town happenings and the latest news on Sam and Jack sightings and wedding plans.
• Ship Sistah runs the local smiley and gift shop. I hear the T-shirts and mugs are popular items.
• Mala owns Mala’s Photo Madness, the Shipper photography studio. She scrubs and cleans all our thunkable pictures, creates the best Potatohead designs, and is the official photographer of Sam and Jack's wedding.
• The Shipper Dump is where all the bad spoilers, contradicting interviews, and PTB "Pete" fertilizer ends up making good compost.
• The Shipper Zoo. LtLisa takes care of the animals especially the most popular exhibit, the monkeys whose favorite treat is Ship Nana’s yellow cookies.
• Shipper Kinks is the local chiropractic office. The cases of whiplash and tension headaches are on the rise.
• The Sam and Jack Wedding Chapel and Reception Hall is always open and prepared. At a moment’s notice, the Chapel bells will ring, and all shippers will be called to their Sam and Jack wedding stations. Flowers, cakes, decorations, catering, photography . . . everything will be in order for Sam and Jack's special day.
• The favorite night spot in Shipper Town is the "Groovy Gutter." (Although, I have seen a few residents slipping in during the day.) The Groovy Gutter’s furniture is padded with Italian leather so no one is injured during the perpetual thunking. It is also equipped with private rooms for private fantasies and cool down rooms for the overheated. Luxurious Egyptian towels are available for drool spillage, and emergency personnel are prepared for any over excitement.
• Located at the end of Main Street is the Janet Fraiser Memorial Hospital. All the doctors and nurses are experts at treating broken and lonely hearts, cupid arrow injuries, and the occasional thunking mishap. A few cases of cookie and beverage over indulgences have been reported. Nonetheless, the highly-trained staff is ready for any emergency with a state-of-the-art Automatic External Defibrillator and Ship Nana's Pale Green Shipper Cookies.
• The Shipper Town Library has an archive of all Sam and Jack fanfic and houses an extensive DVD collection. Sugarshaker, the head librarian, is eager to assist each shipper find just the right S/J story or episode to fit a shipper’s mood. Computers are available to access the best online forum in Stargate fandom, GateWorld’s Sam and Jack Shipper Thread.
• The little Shiplets of Shipper Town are not forgotten. Critter manages the daycare. An extensive regime is followed so that each little shipper receives careful instruction on the ways of a true Shipper. What would an education be without the Shipper Academy for Higher Shipping? JSDT is Headmistress. Mad_gater is the Dean of Math; LtLisa is Head of Biological Sciences; and aeromathlete teaches Astrophysics. When Kiwigater is not lounging on the beach, she can be found teaching chemistry in the lab. Some members of the Conservatory, Meimei, SueKay, and Getcarter teach language arts. Marimba excels at handling any snarkiness from our up-and-coming Shippers.
• SG1 Happy is the local optician at the Rosy Optical Shop. Each shipper is encouraged to receive an annual exam to ensure that "ship" is clearly in focus.
• Sam_o_Neill oversees the Shipper Telescope Tower. Most nights, shippers enjoy seeing the evening stars and hearing Sam_o_Neill’s presentations of Sam and Jack’s Stargate travels. Sam and Jack have a special spot on the tower so Jack can teach Sam the constellations and where Sam can baffle Jack with the science of what materials stars are made and how a wormhole is formed.
• There are many visitors to Shipper Town. They have yet to openly declare themselves as part of the family, but residents know they are lurking. Special observation decks, complete with red cookies, have been built to accommodate our lurking visitors. From the observation decks, they can give the occasional friendly wave and observe Shipper Town activities. Shipper Town residents consider lurking visitors as an important part of Shipper Town and have faith that one day all lurkers will become residents.

[JSDT]

Real life??? *puzzled expression*.....
I don't think I have one of those!

I will absolutely post photos! I've already "stolen" my best friends digital camera for the purpose. Altho I'm a bit nervous about posting photos, everyone in the family who has posted them so far is sooooo pretty! Maybe I'll just wear a sack over my head.....

I'm stealing my dad's digital camera too! My sister is a photographer so I'm going to see if she'll let me use one of her cameras with a good zoom feature. I'm with you about posting the pics...(goes off grumbling, "D@&^ pretty, thin people....") I'm just going to throw a sack over my entire body. Do you think anyone would notice?

[TameFarrar]

All I can say is WOW and DOUBLE WOW to TOKEN, Male and to Ship Sistah.....all the work you guys have been doing is just FANTASTIC!!!! Thank you so much!!!!

AND to Tasha - thank you for all the work you are ABOUT to do I will try to get someting sent to you for the notebook but if I get behind - please sign my name to anything that you feel is appropriate from the Shipper Family

Off-Topic - for anyone following my baby kitten saga - the mom has well and truly abandoned them I think and so now the now 5 day old kitties have been moved into the house. Prayers are always requested even for the kitties So I may be a bit absent so please know that I will try to be a part of anything coming up just email me to let me know if I need to do anything. It will be easier for me to keep up that way

and as always I do love this Shipper Family - I have been such a cry baby today over these kitties (horomones I guess)
(((((((((((((((((Shipper Family)))))))))))))))

[kiwigater]

I'm stealing my dad's digital camera too! My sister is a photographer so I'm going to see if she'll let me use one of her cameras with a good zoom feature. I'm with you about posting the pics...(goes off grumbling, "D@&^ pretty, thin people....") I'm just going to throw a sack over my entire body. Do you think anyone would notice?

I KNOW! Everyone around here is just too d_mn attractive!! People might look at us a bit strange if we wander round in sacks, but I'm all for it!

*sigh* I guess for the Family I can manage it *grumble grumble*, I think it's proof how much we adore them that we're willing to expose ourselves like this (stop giggling mad_gater!! ).

Perhaps we could use you sisters computer programs to "manipulate" the photos - all of a sudden you could look astonishingly like Julia Roberts (or insert your own preference!)... Or leave the actors images intact and blur us a little!

No??? *hangs head in reluctant acceptance*
OK, but if it was ANYONE else other than you guys.....

[Mala50]

Ok, it's too big for a PM and it's to late to pick out the corrections so the family will just have to forgive the reposting.
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OK, got it! Thanks!

Goodnight all - I'll put up the corrections tonight.

http://home.earthlink.net/~rdapix2/ShipperTown.htm

PS - RDA fans - I put up some nice new BIG pix to thunk over from ZERO HR.
on the Thunkers thread.

[kiwigater]

All I can say is WOW and DOUBLE WOW to TOKEN, Male and to Ship Sistah.....all the work you guys have been doing is just FANTASTIC!!!! Thank you so much!!!!

AND to Tasha - thank you for all the work you are ABOUT to do I will try to get someting sent to you for the notebook but if I get behind - please sign my name to anything that you feel is appropriate from the Shipper Family

Off-Topic - for anyone following my baby kitten saga - the mom has well and truly abandoned them I think and so now the now 5 day old kitties have been moved into the house. Prayers are always requested even for the kitties So I may be a bit absent so please know that I will try to be a part of anything coming up just email me to let me know if I need to do anything. It will be easier for me to keep up that way

and as always I do love this Shipper Family - I have been such a cry baby today over these kitties (horomones I guess)
(((((((((((((((((Shipper Family)))))))))))))))

awwww (((((((((TAME!))))))))))
We'll be thinking of you and sending good luck thoughts and hugs
(ooo, speaking of which MG has his job interview on Tues am - must also send him good luck thoughts!).
You're a sweetheart for taking on such a huge responsibility, big shipper hugs and smoochies to you

[Token]

All I can say is WOW and DOUBLE WOW to TOKEN, Male and to Ship Sistah.....all the work you guys have been doing is just FANTASTIC!!!! Thank you so much!!!!

AND to Tasha - thank you for all the work you are ABOUT to do I will try to get someting sent to you for the notebook but if I get behind - please sign my name to anything that you feel is appropriate from the Shipper Family

Off-Topic - for anyone following my baby kitten saga - the mom has well and truly abandoned them I think and so now the now 5 day old kitties have been moved into the house. Prayers are always requested even for the kitties So I may be a bit absent so please know that I will try to be a part of anything coming up just email me to let me know if I need to do anything. It will be easier for me to keep up that way

and as always I do love this Shipper Family - I have been such a cry baby today over these kitties (horomones I guess)
(((((((((((((((((Shipper Family)))))))))))))))

Yes, we have a GREAT family! How can TPTB not give us what we want?

OT~~ I understand what you are going through. My mom does wildlife rehabilitation, and she is always feeding some kind of creature at all hours of the day and night. I don't have the patience, but I will say a prayer for you and the kitties. (That would be a prayer that you don't have to keep them, right? ) Give the kitties lots of kisses and here's a hug for you.

[Token]

Kiwigater, I hate to leave you, but it's bed time for me. Catch you tomorrow!

[TameFarrar]

Yes, we have a GREAT family! How can TPTB not give us what we want?

OT~~ I understand what you are going through. My mom does wildlife rehabilitation, and she is always feeding some kind of creature at all hours of the day and night. I don't have the patience, but I will say a prayer for you and the kitties. (That would be a prayer that you don't have to keep them, right? ) Give the kitties lots of kisses and here's a hug for you.

I am loving this hug!!!!!!!!!!! and YES...we want to find someone to take these babies on !!!!! and speaking of which.........time for the next feeding ......

[TameFarrar]

awwww (((((((((TAME!))))))))))
We'll be thinking of you and sending good luck thoughts and hugs
(ooo, speaking of which MG has his job interview on Tues am - must also send him good luck thoughts!).
You're a sweetheart for taking on such a huge responsibility, big shipper hugs and smoochies to you

Thanks KG!!! and Thank you for that reminder about MG...I wrote it on my calender at work so I would remember to send positive thoughts!!!!!!!