Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. Fraiser: [inspecting Goa'uld slime] Maybe we'll at least get a cellular level analysis on the Goa'ulds, maybe we'll even find some DNA information.

Dr. Jackson: [uncomfortably] A lot of that will probably be mine.

Col. O'Neill: Ew.

Dr. Jackson: [Even more uncomfortably] Yeah

[Lunaeclipse]

Teal'c: "If we disable the shield generator of this vessel, both will be destroyed in the explosion. Two birds with but one stone." (TSL)

[Teal'c_PI]

"We might as well be wearing red shirts!"

- Coombs, The Other Guys

My favorite episode

[Martina Magnus]

Young Jack O'Neill: "I don't plan on staying like this."
Samantha Carter: "Well, in the meantime, may I make a suggestion? Try enjoying this as much as we are... sir."

[LtColCarter]

[A guard comes to get the SG-1 team.]

Guard: [in Russian] Вы советские шпионы? [Are you Soviet spies?]

Dr. Jackson: [in Russian] Нет. [No.]

Col. O'Neill: Daniel?

Dr. Jackson: He just asked if we were Soviet spies… oh.

Jack O'Neill: Nyet?!

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: "You look horrible."
Sam: "Thank you, sir."

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Jackson: So what's the plan?

Col. O'Neill: Find the Stargate.

Dr. Jackson: Find the Stargate? That's the plan?

Col. O'Neill: Elegant in its simplicity, don't you think?

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. Jackson: Jack?
Col. O'Neill: Daniel?
Dr. Jackson: Are you you?
Col. O'Neill: Yeah. You?
Dr. Jackson: What?
Col. O'Neill: Never mind.

[LtColCarter]

Col. O'Neill: So help me. If I wake up, and I'm singing soprano…

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Did Anubis leave anything cool behind?

Jackson: No, not really.

O'Neill: Nuts.

[Madness reigns]

The Other Side

Col. O'Neill: So, what's your impression of Alar?

Teal'c: That he is concealing something.

Col. O'Neill: Like what?

Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

[Martina Magnus]

Frasier: Go! Let's get him to the infirmary!
Hammond: I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.
O'Neill: Yes, my lord.

[Teal'c_PI]

Just watched Babylon the other night, and I have a new favorite quote:

Landry: This is going nowhere. Two weeks, and he hasn't given us so much as a decent haiku.

I've only seen that ep once before, and when I heard that I pretty much looked like this:

[Fan-e-Gate]

Avalon: Pt. 1

[Mitchell is having trouble getting SG-1 back together]
Vala: Try playing hard-to-get.
Mitchell: Yeah, look who's talkin'.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Oh, please don't tell me.
Ba'al: Anubis.
O'Neill: I asked you not to tell me.