Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Carter (about Jack's crossword puzzle): The clue for seven down is "celestial body." And he wrote "Uma Thurman."

[Madness reigns]

The Scourge

Lt. Colonel Mitchell: You know what? Sit here. You cover our six. But stay alert. You'll hear the bugs coming, but the tree ferrets give no warning.

[Martina Magnus]

Jack :"How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?" turns to nurse, "Listen, really jam it in this time, okay?"

[thekillman]

haha i love Foothold

[Loulou13]

Nightwalkers (s6)

Sam, to Jonas : "I'm going to go talk to the Sheriff. Keep an eye on Teal'c."

Jonas: "Sure."

Sam walks up to Teal'c

Sam (quietly to Teal'c): "Keep an eye on Jonas."

[Martina Magnus]

Jack O'Neill: [entering Maybourne's very empty apartment] Have ya heard of IKEA?

[Madness reigns]

Uninvited

Teal'c: It is ironic that not so long ago the mere presence of the Goa'uld on Earth would have been cause for great concern.

Lt. Colonel Carter: Seriously! Who'd ever think that we'd have bigger fish to fry? Or that you'd use the word "ironic" in a sentence?

[Martina Magnus]

Maybourne: Jack. How long has it been?

O'Neill: Oh, since you got us stranded off-world and tried to kill me.

Maybourne: Ah. Takes me back.

[Madness reigns]

The Shroud

Lt. Col. Mitchell: [into intercom] Carter, Sunshine [Daniel] is awake.

Lt. Col. Carter: That's good, is he okay?

Lt. Col. Mitchell: Well, he's grumpy.

Lt. Col. Carter: Can you ask him how he managed to cloak this ship?

[Mitchell looks at Daniel, and Daniel shrugs]
Lt. Col. Mitchell: He says magicians don't reveal their secrets.

[Martina Magnus]

Sam: "As we discussed the situation we realized we could pinpoint the source of the phenomenon to a precise window. Specifically the interim journey between the two gates."
Mitchell: "Did she just say 'we'?"
Sam: "Pardon me?"
Daniel: "She said 'we'. You said 'we'?"
Sam: "Ah, me and... myself, I suppose. The other Samantha Carter."
Mitchell: "Right. Finally someone who can keep up with you, huh?"
Sam: "Yep."

[Madness reigns]

Ascension

Teal'c: I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.

[Throwing his cell phone at Teal'c]
Col. O'Neill: Call Daniel.

[Martina Magnus]

Kvasir: The perilous nature of this mission should not be taken lightly. There is a chance the Prometheus may not survive this voyage. But courage and a steadfast resolve will prove the most valuable assets in this undertaking. Well, good luck to you all.
Daniel: I miss Thor

[Loulou13]

Mitchell: "Right. Finally someone who can keep up with you, huh?"
Sam: "Yep."

I SOOO love the face she makes when she says that!


Morpheus (season 10) :

LANDRY: Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you.
VALA: I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?
WOOLSEY: what? That's- *Landry stares, not happy* General…I…I can assure you-
VALA: well…I would have even considered playing along but some of his requests were…-well-…A little…unusual…even for me.

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "How'd he get stuck in here?"
Teal'c: "Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous."
JacK: "I dare you to say that again."

(Lifeboat)

[Madness reigns]

Forsaken

Col. O'Neill: [To Carter looking through the telescope] Lots of interesting nebulous things going on?

Maj. Carter: Yes, sir.

Col. O'Neill: [Looks into the telescope] I don't see squat.

Maj. Carter: [Trying not to laugh] Well, you wouldn't, sir, during the day.