Favorite SG1 Quotes

[LtColCarter]

INT—SGC BRIEFING ROOM

[The shot of Carter setting up the chess game is shown on a monitor. The camera pans round to show Hammond, O'Neill and Carter at the briefing room table.]

HAMMOND
How could she do that?
O'NEILL
Magnets. Magnets. Every one of those pieces has got a little tiny magnet at the bottom to…hold it on the board like when you're driving so they don't rattle off…anyway…every one of those magnets has a little electrical field around it. That's how she was able to manipulate it. Magnets.
[Hammond is shown looking confused.]

O'NEILL
They do look like…horses.

good one!

[KayLyne]

As the seasons went on, my favorite quotes (or maybe the ones that always made me chuckle) became:

Teal'c's "Indeed"
and Sam's "I have an idea"

Has anyone ever counted up how many times they've said those phrases in the series?

[kusanagi]

O'Neill: I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound....Nothing comes to mind, blow it.

Yeah, Jack in 100%

[LtColCarter]

Ba'al: You dare mock me?

O'Neill: Ba'al, come on. You should know. Of course, I dare mock you.

[Badhron]

From Foothold
Teal'c: I will purchase you time to escape.

From Changeling
Carter: Perhaps you should drink some warm milk.
Teal'c: I do not intend to consume bovine lactose at any temperature.

[thekillman]

INT—SGC BRIEFING ROOM

[The shot of Carter setting up the chess game is shown on a monitor. The camera pans round to show Hammond, O'Neill and Carter at the briefing room table.]

HAMMOND
How could she do that?
O'NEILL
Magnets. Magnets. Every one of those pieces has got a little tiny magnet at the bottom to…hold it on the board like when you're driving so they don't rattle off…anyway…every one of those magnets has a little electrical field around it. That's how she was able to manipulate it. Magnets.
[Hammond is shown looking confused.]

O'NEILL
They do look like…horses.

huh? what episode?


Tealc
"a medical attack would be the best approach"

O'neill
"you mean a surgical attack "


awesome one

[LtColCarter]

Jackson: This tastes like chicken.

Carter: So what's wrong with it?

Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese.

[kusanagi]

huh? what episode?


Tealc
"a medical attack would be the best approach"

O'neill
"you mean a surgical attack "


awesome one

[LtColCarter]

Jackson: This is the Hall of Might?

Gairwyn: You were expecting something different?

Jackson: Well, uh... maybe a hall.

[LtColCarter]

Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!

Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.

[LtColCarter]

Teal'c: Trust in me, O'Neill.

O'Neill: What if I'm not O'Neill?

Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you.

[kusanagi]

Teal'c: Trust in me, O'Neill.

O'Neill: What if I'm not O'Neill?

Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you.

[LtColCarter]

Markov: The sub is Swiss.

Jackson: So they occasionally catch fire, but they keep perfect time. pause Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.

[LtColCarter]

Martin : A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a stargate.

O'Neill: Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you're into that sort of thing.

[Eye Of Ra]

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music

Jack : Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?