Favorite SG1 Quotes

[LtColCarter]

Thor: "You have demonstrated their weaknesses could be found using less sophisticated thinking. We are no longer capable of such thinking."

Daniel: "Wait a minute... you're actually saying that you need someone dumber then you are?

Jack: "You may have come to the right place."

{when Sam volunteers}

Jack: "I don't know, Sam; you might not be dumb enough."

[kusanagi]

Thor: "You have demonstrated their weaknesses could be found using less sophisticated thinking. We are no longer capable of such thinking."

Daniel: "Wait a minute... you're actually saying that you need someone dumber then you are?

Jack: "You may have come to the right place."

{when Sam volunteers}

Jack: "I don't know, Sam; you might not be dumb enough."

Did he say Sam or Carter??

Edit: I know, it's not the point

[LtColCarter]

Teal'c: What is an Oprah?

[cflat]

Carter: I've just never blown up a sun before.
O'Neill: They say the fist one is always the hardest
*Carter looks over*
O'Neill: They say that...

I think you mean first, not fist.

Did he say Sam or Carter??

Edit: I know, it's not the point

I noticed that, too.

[LtColCarter]

Jack: Okay. The truth. There is a top-secret government program called project Stargate...

Martin: I knew it! Jack: But it has nothing to do with space travel.

Martin: What does it have to do with? (pause)

Jack: Magnets!

Martin: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Jack: No, I've already said too much

[AresLover452]

*Jack writes on paper*
Jackson: Shut up and go away.

[LtColCarter]

Jack: Daniel?!

Daniel: Jack.

Jack: What's up?

Daniel: Oh, I'm taking the ship.

Jack: Well, I see that.

Daniel: Yeah, I... I beamed the crew safely to the surface.

Jack: Nice for them.

Daniel: But as you probably figured out by now, I'm going to need you.

Jack: You know, I was just thinking how much I missed being needed

[AresLover452]

Carter: Why do I feel like I'm in a 'Women Behind Bars' movie?

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.

Jackson: Oh, um, Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnesus region.

O'Neill: Where's that?

Jackson: Greece.

O'Neill: Why do I do that?

[AresLover452]

O'Neill: Ooh, shotgun.
*Jack sits on Cronus's throne*

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: Ooh, shotgun.
*Jack sits on Cronus's throne*

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.

[AresLover452]

Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Carter: What is it?
Jackson: Macaroni and Cheese.

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me

[AresLover452]

O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me

lol!!! I love O'Neill!!



Urgo: I want to live and eplore the galaxy and I want to eat pie.