Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Nataliafrs]

From Red Sky:

After the sun regains its original colour

O'Neill: Carter, am I having a stroke?

Awesome!!

[Siglavy]

So many good lines to choose from....

I think this one is still my favorite.

From Bane:
O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

The look on Maybourne's face after this line is just priceless.

[Cheyenne Grace]

So many good lines to choose from....

I think this one is still my favorite.

From Bane:
O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

The look on Maybourne's face after this line is just priceless.

lol! yeah! like he thinks maybe Hammond will grant the request...

[LtColCarter]

In Episode 10.17 Talion, Teal'c has informed Ba'kal that he has implanted an explosive device within his symbiote pouch:

[Teal'c begins to walk away.]

TEAL'C: Hmph. Ten seconds.

BA'KAL: Where are you going?

TEAL'C: (calmly) I am leaving. You are about to explode.

[kusanagi]

In Episode 10.17 Talion, Teal'c has informed Ba'kal that he has implanted an explosive device within his symbiote pouch:

[Teal'c begins to walk away.]

TEAL'C: Hmph. Ten seconds.

BA'KAL: Where are you going?

TEAL'C: (calmly) I am leaving. You are about to explode.

Teal'c rocks

[LtColCarter]

Watergate after finding Col. Harry Maybourne inside the freezer --

Jack: "Holy, frozen bad guys"

[baltar13]

tealc when he said about the easter bunny in the season 9 finale

[LtColCarter]

JACKSON: This is interesting. *carter moves over to see* this is a reference to Merlin's prophetic abilities…there's a…a similar myth of Earth…that Merlin could see future because he actually aged backwards in time. It's not meant to be taken literally but we have seen that a lot of legends in folklore have a…strong basis in fact…-Avalon, Atlantis…

TEAL'C: *grins* The Easter bunny.

[kusanagi]

JACKSON: This is interesting. *carter moves over to see* this is a reference to Merlin's prophetic abilities…there's a…a similar myth of Earth…that Merlin could see future because he actually aged backwards in time. It's not meant to be taken literally but we have seen that a lot of legends in folklore have a…strong basis in fact…-Avalon, Atlantis…

TEAL'C: *grins* The Easter bunny.

I love this thread

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and confuse Hammond.

[MylittleEli]

From Prisoners:

O'neill: Ok Teal'c, look scary and take point.

From The Serpents Lair:

Spoiler:

SG1 is about to detonate the c4 to save earth from Apophis and Klorel

O'Neill: I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound....Nothing comes to mind, blow it.

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: I think that Sam means, What do we do now?

Bra'tac: Now we die.

O'Neill: Well that's a bad plan.

[LtColCarter]

Bra'tac: [a practice wedding between Ray'c and Kar'yn just went sour] I can see why one must rehearse these events.

[LtColCarter]

Sam: the clue for 7 down is celestial body, he wrote uma thurman

Jack: Yes

[jelgate]

INT—SGC BRIEFING ROOM

[The shot of Carter setting up the chess game is shown on a monitor. The camera pans round to show Hammond, O'Neill and Carter at the briefing room table.]

HAMMOND
How could she do that?
O'NEILL
Magnets. Magnets. Every one of those pieces has got a little tiny magnet at the bottom to…hold it on the board like when you're driving so they don't rattle off…anyway…every one of those magnets has a little electrical field around it. That's how she was able to manipulate it. Magnets.
[Hammond is shown looking confused.]

O'NEILL
They do look like…horses.