Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Madness reigns]

Both quotes from Demons

Col. O'Neill: Carter, the next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.


Col. O'Neill: Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.

[Eye Of Ra]

Tin Man

Robot Carter: We are identical. Right down to the mole on our...
Carter: Hey! Hey! Shut up!

[Madness reigns]

48 Hours

[The Russian DHD explodes.]
Dr. Jackson: Wow. That never happened in the simulations.

[Eye Of Ra]

1969

Jackson: We'll go in disguise; pretend to be foreigners.
O'Neill: How are you going to do that?
Jackson: Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one

[Martina Magnus]

Jackson: It's okay, it's off now.
O'Neill: Good. That's good.
Lee: At least we think it's off. If it's not glowing qanymore, so...
Jackson: The glowing thing really gives it away. So if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
Lee: Do you wanna hold it?
Jackson: No.

[Eye Of Ra]

Touchstone

Hammond: Colonel, I need some documents hand delivered to the Groom Lake Facility.

O'Neill: Are these documents sensitive enough to warrant a three-man team with a Jaffa escort, sir?

Hammond: Absolutely.

[Madness reigns]

Upgrades


Col. O'Neill: Even so, I'm sorry.

Maj. Carter: Me too.

Dr. Jackson: Me three.

[pause, Teal'c glances at the others]

Teal'c: [ rather smugly] I have no need to apologize.

[Eye Of Ra]

The Fifth Race

O'Neill: Well, this was an intergalactic waste of time

[Lunaeclipse]

Aris: "Oh, uh, Dr. Jackson. I was lying to you before. The price on your head is much more than a day's rations. Actually the Goa'uld want to see you dead as much as anyone for figuring out the Stargate."

Daniel: "Thank you. That doesn't make me feel any better."

(Deadman Switch)

[Eye Of Ra]

Tangent

Jackson: We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?

[Madness reigns]

Ascension

Col.Simmons: Need I remind you, Dr Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?

Dr. Jackson: (Somewhat sarcastically) Oh, could you? Go slow.

[Eye Of Ra]

Family

Apophis: I will give one million shesh'ta to the Jaffa who brings Teal'c to me alive and another million for the heads of those who are with him.

O'Neill: Well, if you've got a price on your head, you're doing your job.

[Madness reigns]

One False Step

Col. O'Neill: Well, I think you might be losing what's left of your mind.

Dr. Jackson: [Pause] ... What's that supposed to mean?

Col. O'Neill: It means that on a good day, you can be a little flaky.

Dr. Jackson: And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending.

[Eye Of Ra]

200

Jackson: Hang on.
Martin Lloyd: What?
Jackson: One, that's Star Trek and two, it's ridiculous

[Martina Magnus]

Bad Guy: Our position's been compromised. We can't take them with us.
Jackson: I don't mind going for a little ride.
Carter: Me neither.