Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Madness reigns]

A Matter of Time

Capt. Carter: Do you know anything about quantum gravity?

Teal'c: No.

Capt. Carter: Apparently, neither do I.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Fallout

Daniel: [Looking at the Stargate] You miss it?
Jonas: Yeah, I do.
Daniel: Well, judging from what you've got to deal with back on Kelowna, I'm not surprised. I'd take life-threatening danger over one of those council meetings any day of the week.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: So, Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Merrin: Yes.
O'Neill: How old are you?
Merrin: I'm eleven. How old are you?
O'Neill: So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.

[Eye Of Ra]

Vala: Our only chance is to take this ship back.
Carter: Well, I have an idea about that, but it’s pretty risky.
Vala: Well, it’s probably better than our plan.
Carter: Well, what’s your plan?
Jackson: We don't have one.
Carter: Ah.

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: What's your situation?
Jackson: I'm hiding. What's yours?

[Eye Of Ra]

Vala: The Sodan were using these devices for hundreds of years. You'd think there'd at least be a label on the side in bold print that says, "Beware: May cause deadly extra-dimensional radioactive monster-causing creature to appear", or just "danger" would be nice

[Martina Magnus]

O'Neill: Teal'c. Are you there?
Teal'c: Proceed, O'Neill.
O'Neill: You know how I get when you don't call.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Is it dangerous?
Jackson: Jack, he's stopping his heart.
O'Neill: I mean for us!

[Martina Magnus]

Jackson: What's this?
Carter: This is [ethylpropyl-something].
Jackson: Which is?
Carter: Nerve gas.
Jackson: Okay. Putting that back.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Good morning, campers! Sleep well? I did.
Jackson: Oh, it can't be morning.
O'Neill: Ah, but it is. We ship out at oh, 1300 hours

[Madness reigns]

Legacy

Col. O'Neill: (As they enter the room with dead people) Now that is not a good smell.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: You wouldn't think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it does

[Lord Yu]

My favorite quote of all time is when Teal'c says
" I have heard of a sport on this planet where humans do battle in a ring of Jello."
I couldn't pay attention after that because i was laughing for two minutes straight.

I forget the name of the episode but it is the one where Orlin (Adult version) is introduced.

[Madness reigns]

My favorite quote of all time is when Teal'c says
" I have heard of a sport on this planet where humans do battle in a ring of Jello."
I couldn't pay attention after that because i was laughing for two minutes straight.

I forget the name of the episode but it is the one where Orlin (Adult version) is introduced.

The episode is Ascension

Also works if you put in the line after,

Col. O'Neill: (throwing his phone at Teal'c) Call Daniel!

[Eye Of Ra]

Carter: [O'Neill's clasping his chest] What's wrong with your chest?
O'Neill: I think I cracked a rib too.
Carter: Why didn't you say something?
O'Neill: I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it