Favorite SG1 Quotes

[AresLover452]

Daniel: You think a species advanced enough to fly through the galaxy would be smart enough to install seat belts.
Jacob: We just prefer not to crash.

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: Suffice to say you might want to get upstairs and punch one on the old speed dial.

Hammond: My grandchildren?

O'Neill: Two, then.

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: You know I've never been on a stakeout before Shouldn't we have donuts or something

[LtColCarter]

Native (pointing toward Teal'c): He is Jaffa.

O'Neill: No, but he plays one on TV.

[AresLover452]

O'Neill: don't you think we should be out there doing the damage.... instead of in your office?

[Cort]

5:10 - 2001

KINSEY: Colonel! I swear, O’Neill. There’s gonna be an investigation into this.

JACK: That’d be fine! “O’Neill” 2 L’s! (Holding up 3 fingers)

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: What's your situation?

Jackson: I'm hiding. What's yours?

[iloveteyla]

They all crack me up
Wasnt there a funny comment by bratac when he first met hammond of texas

[LtColCarter]

Jackson: Okay, well... There's no easy way to tell you this so... Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.

Sam gives him a look.

Carter: Well, sir... as you know, the Asgard depend on cloning technology...

Young O'Neill: Oh, for cryin' out loud...

Teal'c: You have been cloned, O'Neill.

[iloveteyla]

From Origin
Jack appears at the end and comes to see Daniel
Jack "sorry you missed the deadalus"
Daniel "no your not "
Jack "i know "

then later on Daniel is talking about the Ori
Daniel " i dont think i have ever been so scared"
Jack "im hungry"

[LtColCarter]

Bra'tac: Teal'c, are you hurt?

Teal'c: Indeed.

Bra'tac: Where?

Teal'c: My pride.

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: What's your situation?

Jackson: I'm hiding. What's yours?

Someone asked what episode this quote is from. Its from one of the 1st from season 7. I can't remember the exact name, but its after Daniel rejoins SG1

[AresLover452]

Jack: Well, I'm going there eventually. Might as well check out the neighborhood. By all means, to Hell with us.

[kusanagi]

Jackson: Okay, well... There's no easy way to tell you this so... Sam's just gonna come right out and say it.

Sam gives him a look.

Carter: Well, sir... as you know, the Asgard depend on cloning technology...

Young O'Neill: Oh, for cryin' out loud...

Teal'c: You have been cloned, O'Neill.

[LtColCarter]

Bregman: Eventually I'm going to ge you on film. Even if it's shots you walking away from the camera.

O'Neill: I hope shots of my ass serve you well.