Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Raw_Deal]

The Broaca Divide:

Jack: I got in a little wrestling match with Carter.

Daniel: Why?

Jack: I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her
off to the infirmary.

Daniel: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with
Teal'c?

Jack: No, she, uh - tried to seduce me.

Daniel: Oh. You... poor man.

[Elorendil]

Oma Desala: The success or failure of your deeds does not add up to the sum of your life. Judge yourself by the by the intention of your actions and the strength with which you have faced the challenges that stood in your way.

Great quote!

[Eye Of Ra]

Marrick: Why was I not notified that you had someone on board with new intel about Ori army activity?
Mitchell: Well I'm sure I called for you. There was no answer. Oh wait. I may have not pressed the comm button all the way down. Wow, I must look stupid standing there talking to myself

[Lunaeclipse]

Hammond: "Would anyone care to speculate how a boy could be aware of our most classified information?"
Carter: " Well, Sir, it could be him."
Daniel: "There is a physical resemblance."
Hammond: "But he can't be more than fifteen years old. Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?"
Daniel: "Stranger things have happened."
Teal'c: "Name but one."
Daniel: "Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies..."

(Fragile Balance)

[Eye Of Ra]

Mitchell: So, we're outmatched in manpower, firepower, and technology. Do we have any sort of battle strategy, or are we just planning on dropping out of hyperspace and getting our asses kicked again

[Fan-e-Gate]

Memento

Sam: [talking about fixing the hyperdrive buffer] It's like a... a light bulb that's burned out. You can't just fix it.
Jack: Do we... have any extra bulbs?
Colonel Ronson: There is no redundancy for that particular system.
Jack: So, you're saying there's no redundancy?
[Teal'c who's zoned out by now, looks back at O'Neill at that repetition]

[Eye Of Ra]

Carter: Navigation?
O'Neill: Check.
Carter: Oxygen pressure, temperature control?
O'Neill: All Check.
Carter: Inertial dampeners?
O'Neill: Cool! ...and check.
Carter: Engines?
O'Neill: All check. Phasers?
Carter: Sorry, sir.

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: " I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it."

[LtColCarter]

Bad Guy: Our position's been compromised. We can't take them with us.

Jackson: I don't mind going for a little ride.

Carter: Me neither.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: Like bugs on windshield

[LtColCarter]

Vala: Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you.

Jackson: Good.

Vala: Much. I hope.

[Eye Of Ra]

O'Neill: I have to go blow something up

[LtColCarter]

Maybourne: I get to name all sorts of things. You should see the Grateful Dead burial ground.

[Pharaoh Atem]

indeed - now and forever will i be addicted to sayin that

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Jacob: Beam them out? What am I, Scotty