Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Fan-e-Gate]

Exodus

Sam: I've just never blown up a star before.
Jack: Well, they say the first one's always the hardest.

[AresLover452]

Sam: Just Friends?
Jack: This is YOU talking.

GRACE

[hedwig]

"Pretense"

Sam (to Lya): That's a mighty fine line you didn't cross there.

[AresLover452]

Urgo: They'll open your brains with a giant can opener and then scoop me out with a giant scoopy thing.

[Lunaeclipse]

Sam: "All right. Daniel, when you were in this alternate reality, were there differences?"
Daniel: "Yes. Uh, Teal'c was leading the attack on Earth. I wasn't even part of the program. You and Jack were engaged to be married…
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Sam: "What?(surprised)... Okay, uh, even if you did actually experience the alternate reality, doesn't the very fact that there were differences mean that we won't face the same fate?"
Daniel: "Yes. But the defining event, the death of Ra, took place in both worlds."
Teal'c: "An attack of retribution."
Daniel: "Yes! And the same thing is going to happen here unless we stop it."
Jack: "All right. Wait a minute. Let…Let me get something straight here. Engaged?"
(Politics)

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Enemies

Sam: This way, sir. It's not far.
Jack: Carter, how do you know where to go in a place like this?
Sam: I studied the Tok'ra specs of the ship while we were on Vorash.
Jack: You know how to have a good time, don't you?
Sam: Havin' a good time now, sir.
Jack: You go, girl.

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Ascension

[Jack & Teal'c show up unexpectedly at Sam's]
Jack: We brought pizza and a movie.
Teal'c: Star Wars.
Jack: He's seen it, what? Eight times?
Teal'c: Nine.
Jack: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.
Sam: You've never seen Star Wars?
Jack: Well, you know me and sci-fi.

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The Fifth Man

Teal'c: If I were still loyal to the Goa'uld, you would know it.
Colonel Frank Simmons: Really?
Teal'c: It would be immediately apparent, as I would not hesitate to kill you where you sit.

[LtColCarter]

O'Neill: General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?

[AresLover452]

Jack: shouldn't we be out there doing the damage... instead of in your office?

[Ukko]

Teal'c: "Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson, they will infact, calm up"

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Red Sky

Sam: Sir, I've been thinking.
Jack: I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.

[Lunaeclipse]

Daniel: Unless we want to give ourselves a bad reputation I just think we should avoid shooting the first people we meet on a new planet." (Pilot)

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "I'm not going to hit you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you."
(Bane)

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Rite of Passage


Cassandra: Dominic's waiting.
Janet: Fine. Invite him in. I'm sure he'd love to have a piece of birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake.
Sam: Buy.
Janet: Bring.