Spoofgate

[daredevil-k]

creepy but very funny

[daredevil-k]

wow

[SoulReaver]

the Noxious

nasty little critters. considered the scoundrels of the Milky Way, the Noxious tend to exert a corrupting influence on whoever & whatever they come into contact with, in fact they inhabit what once used to be vast expanses of grassy meadows, lush forests and sparkling rivers teeming with life, now reduced to dark swamps & marshes overwhelmed with the stench of stagnant waters and decomposing vegetation
strife & conflict are a way of life amongst this opportunistic species, and survival of the fittest is paramount - to the point where they will not hesitate to prey on each other when they get bored with their usual diet (which mostly consists in slime, fungi, cockroaches & the occasional worm or slug)
predictably the children share their elders' traits, in fact they tend to be far more vicious & restive;
says Lyar, a female Noxious : "the young don't always do as they're told - but at least we get a good excuse to beat the crap outa them"



adult Noxious perform the 'Ritual of Lowlife'. little bugger misbehaved once too often

[WingedPegasus]

The Zap Gun



Zap guns hand-held weapons designed to eradicate insects in a range up to around 10 meters. When the weapon is in operational mode, it sprays a widely dispersed beam of energy that electrocutes insects ranging from wasps to gnats.

Zap guns were originally designed by the Goa'uld to protect their armies from insectoid annoyances.

[unluckynumber11]

Great idea!!! I'll bite...

The GENIE-I



The Genie-i are a human culture living in the Pegasus Galaxy. Although they appear to be simple, Amish-like farmers, the Genie-i are an advanced, militaristic culture that is technologically equivalent to Earth in the 1950s, and like to disappear in a puff of smoke to freak people out. They prefer to live in bottles or lamps, but have been forced underground due to Wraith tendency to use their homes for target practice. Like the Azurans, dislike the term "Smurf" applied to their cerulean-skinned brethren.

ROFLMAO, the one to far right looks creepy though

[supersoldier34]

Cayenne pepper mountain

-A mountain in Colorado made entirely out of pepper.
-The reason why dr. Jack's son sneezes.
-it is where the Targate is located.

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

ZIT guns

Aimed at thine enemy, it renders them helpless by causing them to run to the nearest mirror and pop the multitude of pustules which erupt on their foreheads.

[Muh_tuttles]

ing to myself here

[Major V1125]

LMAO! XD hella funny!

[supersoldier34]

bump....

[Coco Pops]

Thsi might not be that funny but it was funny when I was thinking it up in my head.





New TV show "The Lost Bride"

Giant humans having giant fun..... husband places ring on brides finger onl the ring starts moving and shaking and suddenly the bride vanishes down a hole created by the ring.....

Giants find tiny humans from Earth that come through the ring and learn "it's not a wedding ring it's a stargate"

end credits

[Teal'c_PI]

These really made me chuckle. Good creativity!

[darkorical]

The Nix

An off shot of the Nox race who are slightly smaller then their benevolent cousins. Best known for their exceptional thievery skills. When the SGC first encountered this race the team initially reported gate malfunction as they all arrived naked and empty handed. Tho it was later discovered they they had simply been robbed by this small race of kleptomaniacs. In the end everyone shared a good laugh. and the SG Team returned to earth only to discover they had all had their watches stolen during their departing handshakes.

[Erin87]

Hallowed are the Oreo!
The cry of the worshipers of the Oreo, a race of evil chocolate, cream filled cookies who control people by filling them with excessive amounts of sugar

[Coco Pops]

Hallowed are the Oreo!
The cry of the worshipers of the Oreo, a race of evil chocolate, cream filled cookies who control people by filling them with excessive amounts of sugar

I like the sound of those aliens