What's in McKay's Backpack?

[S0f4]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.

an updated list on "how to get carter to like me"

[watcher652]

Originally Posted by Livi2Jack

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"

45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.

[FoolishPleasure]

45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.

46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"

[imj0un1r]

47. find a way to get Carter to Atlantis

[watcher652]

47. find a way to get Carter to Atlantis

That's not really a "thing". How about "Things To Do list: 1. Find a way to get Carter to Atlantis"

[Katze]

48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black whole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )

[Livi2Jack]

Originally Posted by Livi2Jack

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )

[Sela]

Originally Posted by Livi2Jack

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )

52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter

[Supreme Commander Thor]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter


53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)

[watcher652]

51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )

[geek]
Not to be picky, but you don't want a black hole. You'd never be able to retrieve anything you put there. What you want is a pocket in subspace. You know, like that box in "Hide and Seek".
[/geek]

[Ancient 1]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.

[watcher652]

54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.

I wonder what THAT means? Why would McKay have C-4 in HIS backpack? Oh, well...

55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)

[Livi2Jack]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.

[watcher652]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.

57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.

(Sorry, #51 was bugging me. McKay is an astrophysicist. He'd know the difference.)

[lyne_sparrow]

I wonder what THAT means? Why would McKay have C-4 in HIS backpack? Oh, well...

Could be kind of handy when McKay gets too much on the nerves of everyone.. "It's not my fault, he just went kaboom...." (don't get me wrong, I love the guy... just had a funny image in my head

Aaanyway:

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.
44. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
45. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
46. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
47. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis...
48. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
49. A box with 1000 clamps
50. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
51. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
52. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
53. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
54. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
55. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
56. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
57. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.

58. A box of Laura Secord chocolates... ( Canadian..!!)