What's in McKay's Backpack?

[Celtic Wizard]

A Towel - Never hitch hike with out one!
A plastic bag - Useful in all situations
Book - How to make friends and influence people

[Commander Jumper]

a Kitten? why not he has every thing else

[Cherriey]

His secret stash of lemon juice.

[BnF95]

001. The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
002. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
003. The Pessimist's Handbook.
004. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
005. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
006. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
007. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
008. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^. ^
009. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
011. An application form to the Optimist Society.
012. A Photo of his cat.
013. Smelling Salts.
014. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
015. Panic button.
016. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
017. Start of new book: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy.
018. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD. . .
019. A photo of football cheerleaders
020. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
021. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
022. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
023. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
024. CHOCOLATE
025. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
026. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
027. A stress ball
028. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
029. An autograph by Steven Hawking.
030. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
031. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
032. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
033. A spine, because he has no backbone!
034. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
035. A calculator.
036. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
037. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
038. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level. "
039. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
040. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
041. Quantum whining for dummies.
042. Food, some 2 liters of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
043. List of things to put in his backpack.
044. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
045. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
046. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
047. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis. . .
048. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
049. A box with 1000 clamps
050. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
051. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
052. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
053. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
054. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
055. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
056. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
057. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
058. A box of Laura Secord chocolates. . . (Canadian. . !!)
059. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
060. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
061. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
062. All the antibiotics on the station
063. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
064. his favorite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
065. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
066. An electronic keyboard.
067. Epinephrine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
068. Glucagons for his hypoglycemia.
069. Antihistamines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
070. A Book of Russian Jokes
071. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
072. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
073. Seven 'Ancient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
074. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
075. a "life signs detector"
076. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
077. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
078. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
079. graphing calculator (latest model).
080. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
081. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
082. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death. . . when only you know it"
083. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.
084. A tablet PC
085. Axe Deodorant for Men (to get the women off of Sheppard and unto him)
086. Another backpack
087. Richard Dean Anderson (so that's where he’s been. . . )
088. A copy of his MENSA test score.
089. His 'I'm a member of MENSA and you're not' T-Shirt.
090. Plans to change the virtual ancient seen in the first episodes of Stargate Atlantis into a holographic Sam for his, erm, pleasure.
091. A roll of gaffer tape (never leave home without it!)
092. Duct tape (duh! it hold everything together. sometimes)
093. floss
094. his I'm a Genius Button and mug set
095. Some mouth fresh gum should the opportunity to kiss Carter arise again, be it her or just a figment of his imagination.
096. Some witty remarks written down and the mission report on how he blew up 5/6 of a solar system to brag to Carter.
097. High grade caffeine tablets to stay awake for long periods of time, might explain why he gets so hyper sometimes.
098. A pillow--for those times when he fei--er, passes out
099. Soap Powder (To clean his underwear after he craps himself)
100. A Malp-on-a-stick (you never know)
101. The biggest turkey sandwich you've ever seen in your life.
102. Hand sanitizer and gloves!
103. An acidity testing kit- so he can see if there is any lemon before he eats!
104. Disposable Diapers … for moments of extreme stress.
105. An updated list of “insults for Zelenka.”
106. An updated list of “insults for Cadman.”
107. An updated list of “reasons for Carter to love me.”

[d10sfan]

2 Books:

1 titled: How to Annoy Someone.
the other titled: Ego for Dummies (like he needs it).

[The_french_girl]

Hu...let me see!
*opens Mckay's back pack*

....Food, chocolate, hot coffee....some technological stuff, pills against diseases and allergies, anti-flies spray, teeth brush....photo of his cat (his only friend in the galaxy), ....an old chewing gum....very old....bearkkk...a small diary with assorted pen, and oh...sexy...just washed white kangaroo underwear!

[mckaychick]

A big stash of power bars of course!!

[Lokii]

001. The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
002. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
003. The Pessimist's Handbook.
004. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
005. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
006. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
007. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
008. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^. ^
009. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
011. An application form to the Optimist Society.
012. A Photo of his cat.
013. Smelling Salts.
014. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
015. Panic button.
016. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
017. Start of new book: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy.
018. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD. . .
019. A photo of football cheerleaders
020. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
021. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
022. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
023. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
024. CHOCOLATE
025. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
026. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
027. A stress ball
028. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg. (although McKay can't bring himself to admit that he doesn't completely understand it).
029. An autograph by Steven Hawking.
030. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
031. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
032. Tongs for Beckett's butt, (so I paraphrased)
033. A spine, because he has no backbone!
034. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
035. A calculator.
036. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
037. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
038. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level. "
039. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
040. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"
041. Quantum whining for dummies.
042. Food, some 2 liters of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
043. List of things to put in his backpack.
044. An updated list on "how to get carter to like me"
045. Because of his citrus allergy: a bottle of buffered Vitamin C powder.
046. Instruction manual on "101 Uses For Naquada" and the complete seasons 1-7 DVD collection of "Stargate SG1"
047. A "To Do" list: How to get Carter to Atlantis. . .
048. Instruction manual on "How to build a bomb of a clamp"
049. A box with 1000 clamps
050. (Fresh underwear, if there is any place left)
051. a black hole so that there is enough place left for all things (including fresh underwear )
052. Secret contract with Fifth for his own personal Replicarter
053. MacGyver's Cookbook 2nd edition: How to build anything you want from anything you have (works even in the Pegasus Galaxy)
054. From what I read on another post, it seems like Sheppard has hidden some C-4 in here.
055. A first-aid kit, since McKay seems to be one always getting injured (and not his fault, btw)
056. Book on methods to withstand torture and interrogation.
057. A pocket of subspace to put all this stuff, including the black hole.
058. A box of Laura Secord chocolates. . . (Canadian. . !!)
059. An opened bag of potato chips that he forgot to remove after his trip to Russia.
060. Love Letters from a weird Russian girl named Olga.
061. Copy of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman"
062. All the antibiotics on the station
063. All the season box sets of Wormhole Xtreme on DVD.
064. his favorite coffee cup (with Carter picture on it )
065. a teddy bear because it's the only friend who really understand McKay
066. An electronic keyboard.
067. Epinephrine for his citrus and bee sting allergies.
068. Glucagons for his hypoglycemia.
069. Antihistamines for his pollen allergies (he was concerned about the pollen when the doors of Atlantis first opened to let in the fresh air),
070. A Book of Russian Jokes
071. A set of darts for use on an O'Neill picture (when he gets jealous)
072. 100 Autographed pictures of himself (you never know where you will find a fan!)
073. Seven 'Ancient Personal Shields' in an Assortment of Colours, if he wants to be a hero again.
074. A copy of the GateWorld Atlantis spoilers section, so he's one step ahead.
075. a "life signs detector"
076. The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset (episode 22 - Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong!)
077. The Sam Carter doll stolen from Felger's house.
078. Voodoo doll of Pete (Sam's Boyfriend)
079. graphing calculator (latest model).
080. Book: "101 Ways To Save The Day (That Nobody Else Understands)"
081. Book: "101 different techno-babble-paragraph answers for single-word answers"
082. Book: "101 different ways to react to certain death. . . when only you know it"
083. Laura Cadman's photo with a mustache.
084. A tablet PC
085. Axe Deodorant for Men (to get the women off of Sheppard and unto him)
086. Another backpack
087. Richard Dean Anderson (so that's where he’s been. . . )
088. A copy of his MENSA test score.
089. His 'I'm a member of MENSA and you're not' T-Shirt.
090. Plans to change the virtual ancient seen in the first episodes of Stargate Atlantis into a holographic Sam for his, erm, pleasure.
091. A roll of gaffer tape (never leave home without it!)
092. Duct tape (duh! it hold everything together. sometimes)
093. floss
094. his I'm a Genius Button and mug set
095. Some mouth fresh gum should the opportunity to kiss Carter arise again, be it her or just a figment of his imagination.
096. Some witty remarks written down and the mission report on how he blew up 5/6 of a solar system to brag to Carter.
097. High grade caffeine tablets to stay awake for long periods of time, might explain why he gets so hyper sometimes.
098. A pillow--for those times when he fei--er, passes out
099. Soap Powder (To clean his underwear after he craps himself)
100. A Malp-on-a-stick (you never know)
101. The biggest turkey sandwich you've ever seen in your life.
102. Hand sanitizer and gloves!
103. An acidity testing kit- so he can see if there is any lemon before he eats!
104. Disposable Diapers … for moments of extreme stress.
105. An updated list of “insults for Zelenka.”
106. An updated list of “insults for Cadman.”
107. An updated list of “reasons for Carter to love me.”
108. Book "How to get chicks like Capt Kirk"

[Cherriey]

A water gun.

[Trek_Girl42]

An updated list of "Names for Zelenka"
A zat
A copy of "Insults for Dummies In General"
A large portion of Atlantis's coffee rations (not sure if that was said already)
A Big Mac (that he's just savouring)
His seventh draft of "Life the Universe and Everything, Because I Should Know"- a sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy
A hockey stick
A maple-leaf shaped glass jar of maple syrup
A yoga mat