What's in McKay's Backpack?

[kodamawu]

tong's for pulling out whatever it is that is way up beckett's a**

[Ancient 1]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!

[snaillady]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!

34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.

[Livi2Jack]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."

[prion]

how the heck is is gonna fit all that in with all his incredible stash of chocolate bars, protein bars, and all the coffee he can his hands on??

[Ancient 1]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.

[watcher652]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.

I think #34 is only going to last a day with Rodney. Maybe two if he goes offworld. Oh, I see, that's why he couldn't stop talking in "Underground". Well, maybe he wouldn't have talked any less if he missed his coffee...

40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"

[april_flower75]

I think #34 is only going to last a day with Rodney. Maybe two if he goes offworld. Oh, I see, that's why he couldn't stop talking in "Underworld". Well, maybe he wouldn't have talked any less if he missed his coffee...

40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"

Im not trying to be nitpicky, but dont u mean "Underground"? Underworld was that awful vampire movie. lol

[watcher652]

Im not trying to be nitpicky, but dont u mean "Underground"? Underworld was that awful vampire movie. lol

Thanks, april, I corrected that. It was late when I made my post.

[DownFallAngel]

Multiple pictures of Carter.

Cause he wuv's her. lol.

[Icemancmd]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."

Thanks for using a spoiler with that one. Im taping season 8 cuz i didnt see season 7 yet and of course someone has to spoil something. Thanks

EDIT- this was for the idiot snaillady not you because she spoiled it first.

[watcher652]

Originally Posted by Ancient 1

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius"

[Livi2Jack]

Originally Posted by Ancient 1

41. Quantum whining for dummies

[LordAnubis]

They carry all sorts of stuff....

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.

If you give Dr. Beckett his professional title of doctor, you should do the same to Dr. McKay.

Dr. McKay's backpack has food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.

[Livi2Jack]

1.The Book: Interpersonal Relationships for Dummies.
2. Secret love-letters to Samantha Carter.
3. The Pessimist's Handbook
4. A Needle for use in case anyone uses a lemony fresh cleaning product near him.
5. One can of CFR (Crazed Fangirl Repellant)
6. Power bars. Lots and lots of power bars.
7. A set of balls because the ones he has don't seem to work.
8. The "I'm a Genius" shirt. ^.^
9. A BIG pack of tissues to wipe his nose after all his sniveling and whining.
11. An application form to the Optimist Society.
12. A Photo of his cat.
13. Smelling Salts.
14. Copy of a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
15. Panic button.
16. Rejection letter to The Optimists Society.
17. Start of new book: HItchhiker's Guide to the Pegusus Galaxy.
18. Jimmy hats, cause he wants to be just like Kirk, save for the VD...
19. A photo of football cheerleaders
20. A book on "Dealing with children for dummies"
21. A sticker that says "Made in Canada"
22. ZPM; SSShhhh! He's not telling anyone!
23. "How to Kill the Main Character and Take over the Show" by Reily Snee Key.
24. CHOCOLATE
25. The Canadian phonics card, "Zed" stolen from some children.
26. phrase a day calendar: why i'm right and you're wrong.
27. A stress ball
28. His personal copy of "The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory" by Werner Heisenberg.
(although McKay can't bring himself to admitt that he doesn't completely understand it.
29. An autograph by Steven Hawkings.
30. A Quantum Mirror: so that he can keep looking for a version of Carter that will actually like him.
31. Copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
32. Tongs for Beckett's butt, ( so I paraphrased)
33. A spine, because he has no backbone!
34. A dozen packs of insta-coffee.
35. A calculator.
36. A copy of his 6th grade science project (or would that be "what's on Rodney's lap top?" did anyone else notice that he was using that to explain things to the Genii?).
37. Copies of photos of Col. Carter that he took while she was unconscious in sick bay.
38. Drawings of Col. Carter "on the cellular level."
39. Carter DNA sample; so he can clone his own.
40. A t-shirt for his cat that reads "I'm with Genius
41. Quantum whining for dummies.
42. Food, some 2 litres of Mt. Dews, and a gameboy in it.
43. List of things to put in his backpack.