Oh My God, They Killed Daniel!

[jesserella]

cool let me know your screenname if you change it

[Commander Jumper]

indeed I'm "ACrazyperson"

[Planetary_Alliance]

indeed I'm "ACrazyperson"

Cool my name is the same
i will be right back i am going to make the kill daniel thread in the sg1 area
on sony

[Commander Jumper]

ha good idea

[Planetary_Alliance]

ha good idea

problem is its not as funny without the smilies

[Commander Jumper]

yeah there is that

[jesserella]

daniel! come back here you know it has to be done
no, its not fair, i don't wanna die again
whats the problem,
no problem, just killing daniel again, *shoots daniel
*nothing happens*
ha, it worked, ha ha ha, i have another one of those sheilds mckay had, i'm in-vul-nerable, yay
thats cheating
you mean we can't kill daniel, you bas***d

[Planetary_Alliance]

here is the sony version
Sony version
well got to go

[Commander Jumper]

: after alot of mourning and thinking I've decied to get a new duck Howie *shows off duck*
: your very creative with names Cam
: I know
: yeah
: indeed
: whatever
: you dare mock me boy?
: you know me....of course I dare
*Releases duck* *duck kills Daniel*
: oh my god you killed Daniel
: goos duckie good duckie
: goos thing we haven't left the cemetary yet

[jesserella]

this game is unfair and i refuse to play
so what you mean you won't defend yourself, wheres the fun in that
(happy) you mean you won't kill me
no i just meant it won't be as fun, (shoots daniel)
jack you killed daniel, and you got blood everywhere, i just cleaned you bas***d

[Elles]

Kinda a spoiler from Insiders...

Spoiler:

Daniel: Ooh! Fish sticks!
Ba'al Clone #2: Hey those were my fish sticks! *throws toaster through Daniel's head*
Daniel: Ahh! Not another toaster!
Carter: Oh my God! One of out Ba'als killed Daniel!
O'Neill: You b******!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

O... Kay... This has descended a bit. Let's bring up the quality of the humor shall we?

Damnit Daniel, I've had it!
Huh?
I have tried, and tried, and I've had it! You are so obviously gay!
WHAT?!
Huh, that explains a lot...
Yeah! ... Wait. Like what?
Why his girlfriends always die, or become hosts to Goa'uld, or turn out to be evil psychopaths in disguise...
They have gaydar?
Oh, and why he and the General were so close... And why he always descended naked in front of Jack...
I'M NOT GAY!
Sorry man, but the evidence is piling up...
Fine! I'll prove I'm not gay! Walter, dial a planet of hot women!
Walter: At random?
Yes, at random! I'm going to prove I'm not gay!
This, I have to see.
Me too!
Indeed!

(LATER...)

Women, I'm here! I know I resisted your advances before, but now I'm willing and ready!
Women: Mmmm... Yummy! (they drag him away... And dump him in a pot of boiling water)
Daniel: AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Damnit! This is the world of the cannibal Amazons! I can't believe I forgot!
Oh my God, they prevented Daniel from proving he's not gay!
You b*st*rds!

[Elles]

O... Kay... This has descended a bit. Let's bring up the quality of the humor shall we?

HEY!

[Commander Jumper]

I've got nothing

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

HEY!

Not you! Your comedy is always great! It's some of the other posters who haven't been as... Inspired.

I mean, we've done the Howie Duck thing to death. Let's move on, people!