Oh My God, They Killed Daniel!

[jesserella]

i hate umpa lumpas scary

*shoots daniel*
you shot me!!
*looks at his gun* and yet you didn't die, odd ???
odd?? yes of course its odd, bullets tend to be fatel
ok hold still i'll try again * shoots daniel*
it kinda tickled that time
*getting annoyed* somethings wrong with my gun *sobs* its not killing as it usually does!!
april fools, we replaced all your bullets with jelly, hahahahaha
thats a horrible joke,
how mean *beams daniel into space*
you killed daniel, now thats a funny april fools joke,
he was such a *******

[Commander Jumper]

Jess

[jesserella]

hiiiii

[Commander Jumper]

Hi back

[susanne]

i hate umpa lumpas scary

*shoots daniel*
you shot me!!
*looks at his gun* and yet you didn't die, odd ???
odd?? yes of course its odd, bullets tend to be fatel
ok hold still i'll try again * shoots daniel*
it kinda tickled that time
*getting annoyed* somethings wrong with my gun *sobs* its not killing as it usually does!!
april fools, we replaced all your bullets with jelly, hahahahaha
thats a horrible joke,
how mean *beams daniel into space*
you killed daniel, now thats a funny april fools joke,
he was such a *******

hahahaha i absolutely loved that jess!

[jesserella]

yea i've been a tad busy, need to catch up on killing daniel

me *shoots daniel*
i hate you
me: nah you love me really

[Commander Jumper]

ME *walks into Danny Dungeon* OHH GOD!!! where'd they go!!!!
: well the real Daniel decided to take a vaction
Landry: and we needed to pratice our hunting skillls for this weeks ep.
: so we borrowed them
Me: *looks at mess of dead Daniel's* I'm not cleaing this up
Landry: me neither
: dang I aleays get the dirty jobs

[susanne]

im plumb out of ideas! *sob* i cant think of anything funny!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Try killing John a few times.

[susanne]

maybe that'll work lets see...
: has anyone seen my hair moose?!
: i saw shepperd with it erlier
: ill kill him!
: calm down ronon you can use mine....
: thats not thepoint i had private stuff in my room and he barges in
: hey guys!
: *shoots shepperd dead*
: omg he killed shep!
: im not saying it...
: that b*s*erd saw all my p*rn!

[Commander Jumper]

maybe that'll work lets see...
: has anyone seen my hair moose?!
: i saw shepperd with it erlier
: ill kill him!
: calm down ronon you can use mine....
: thats not thepoint i had private stuff in my room and he barges in
: hey guys!
: *shoots shepperd dead*
: omg he killed shep!
: im not saying it...
: that b*s*erd saw all my p*rn!

hahahah reminds me of calwell's P*rn in my fic....he rushed from the commisary...to get it...he left it in Weir's office....Sheppard heard him thinking it ....

[IrishPisano]

<<banging head against gate shield>>
dude... DUDE.... WTF?
i forgot my ipod back in the milky way
hmm.. interesting...
not really... its an ipod and i had kelly clarkson on there...
nonononono... interesting that we can actually say now that we left things or used to live in the milky way... <<goes off on pseudo-philosophical rant about space travel>>
what the hell are you talking about?
<<continues blabbering similar to but much worse than daniel>>
<<pulls out pocket-size DHD, dials gate, removes shield, sticks head into gate, turns off gate>>
so now that we're in pegasus, john...... john? wtf? <<slinks away slowly after seeing sheppard's beheaded body>>
<<walks into gate room>> hmm... some b*****d killed sheppard... oh well... his hair was getting annoying...... damn kirker

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Daniel: (relaxing at the beach, mai tai in hand) Ahhh... THis is the life. Not dying every five seconds.
Vala: Daniel, would you care for a backrub?
Sam: Hey, you gave him a backrub last time!
Daniel: (grin) Oh yeah...

(In Atlantis...)
John: *******it! Why do I keep dying and coming back to life every five seconds?!
Carson: (has John hooked up to many, many monitors) Well, that's what we're trying to find out, lad. Just relax, it'll be allright.
John: (sigh) I mean, I'm not even wearing an orange parka...
(An electrical surge goes through the city, and through the wires connected to John)
John: Oh sh-! (ZAP!)
McKay: (pokes his head in) Oh my God, they killed Sheppard! ... Again!
Carson: Those bloody b*stards!

[Commander Jumper]

Me *opens T.V. Guide* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hunter look who's ni my magazine!Q! It's Daniel...he's sharing *drooool*
Hunter (a.K.A. jerk brother) *Burns it*
Me: oh my God!!! Hunter Killed Daniel....B******
Mom: don't use that language in my house

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Daniel: (studying some artifacts) Hm hm hmm...
Kenny: (descends) Daniel Jackson!
Daniel: Uh... Yes?
Kenny: You lifted your curse.
Daniel: ... Yes?
Kenny: Well, I want my curse lifted too!
Daniel: Okay... But how can I help you?
Kenny: Well, just do the same things you did for yourself on me!
Daniel: It's... Not that easy...
Kenny: C'mon, please...?
Daniel: Oh, allright... Oma?
Oma: (appears) Oh dear... You two?
Daniel: Can you help him too, Oma?
Oma: Well... I can. But there will be a price.
Daniel: Can't be much worse than what he's going through.
Oma: Very well! (vanishes, and Kenny is restored to life)
Kenny: Woah! Awesome!
Daniel: I'm glad too! Now, what was that price she mentioned anyway...?
Kenny: Ummm...
(Daniel's coffee machine explodes suddenly, impaling Daniel with glass and killing him)
Kenny: Oh my God, they killed Daniel!
Jack: You b*tch Oma!