Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

[susanne]

-run around screaming its the titanic all over again! the apocalypse has come! and see how many people listen to you.
- stick a picture of a weiner dog to sheps back with the words i am a weiner!
--sneak in and label all mckays undies with days of the week so everyone can see em!
- record something embarresing that wier is doing then play it over the intercom
- record ronon whipping someones butt and put you wish! at the end

[EnterTheWormhole]

•Hack into Sam's computer and make a picture of Chip, Dale, or an attractive anthropomorphic mouse her desktop. Place a metamorphosizer and some mouse-size diagrams of rodent-size vehicles made from household objects among her possessions (preferable her office (?) at SGC and/or her home.) Hide a can of WD-40in her refridgerator and/or her SGC lunch. Then insinuate among the SGC personnell that Sam Carter "has a little secret."
(In case you don't get it, I'm referring to another attractive, blond-haired, blue-eyed female scientist...)
•In the middle of the night, plant onto an SGC member complete eye-covering contacts that glow yellow sporadically, if not all the time. Make steps to ensure that the person's voice will sound flanged. Watch as the hilarity ensures when said SGC person arrives to work the next day.

[Elles]

Get Carter to download a random virus onto the dialing computer... then...
Walter: Colonel Carter? Colonel Carter?!? Colonel Carter?!?
Carter: What? I'm here!
Walter: There are bunnies hopping across the screen!
Carter: Try reversing the polarity...
Walter: But... How's that going to help?
Carter: It always works... *goes away*
Walter: WAH! THE COMPUTER BROKE!!! *cries*

[stargateSG147]

rofl these are all funny.
let me see if i can think of 1.



Tell McKay that everything in the commissary/mess hall/kitchen has lemon/citrus in it. watch him go crazy after he realizes he can't eat.


that would look funny

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

Hang wallpapers of Adria in Gen. Landry's office.
Have pie rain down on people in the embarkation room.
Slap a sticky note on Daniel saying he's into gigasexuality.
Replace Daniel's coffee with cream corn.
Put a Borg greeting soundfile into the comm systems whenever the gate activates.

[Hooperman1990]

Hahaha

A joke to play on a prior as he comes through the gate.

Have Chuck Norris waiting and if a prior comes through he will try to convert chuck

P: "Origin is the path to enlightenment"
C: "My beard is more immortal than your enlightenment!"
P: "Those who reject the path of enlightenment must be destroyed"
C: "Can your gods withstand the power of my roundhouse kick???" *Kicks the staff, it snaps*
P:"EEEEEK!" *Runs through gate like a girl*.

[2ndgenerationalteran]

the best is when the doctors in the infirmiry go "OOPs, uh oh this could be bad..."

[Otera]

make a phoney tablet for Daniel that discribes an intimate ritual, just to see if he blushes (you know he would)

[TechnoWraith]

Take all the keys off Walter's keyboard and put them back in different positions.

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

put motion sensitive radios in Carter's lab that play songs sung by McKay.
using Galaran memory technology, make Daniel think he married Darth Vader.
Place the stargate backwords.
Take a bottle of soda and pour it on McKay's pants right before he wakes up.

[Opener]

Hide Siler's wrench.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Replace the gate with a giant thin cardboard replica that looks real from the front.

[Elles]

Dial in from the Alpha Site and send a radio signal through that says "This Captain Catherine Janeway of the starship Voyager calling Star Fleet Command, please respond."

[mckaychick]

!!!!! Hah! There are so many Star Treck pranks to play on the SG personel it's not even funny . Though I never watched the show so I'll leave it to you guys .


Put super glue on the Chair in Atlantis and get Carson to sit in it. Hey I love the guy but that would be pretty funny !

lol thats a good one. Poor carson