Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

[susanne]

- cover daniels glasses in black marker so he thinks he's blind
-shave jacks hair when he's asleep
- dye johns hair PURPLE! and tell everyone not to say anything
- shave a swear word in the back of mckays head
- put a computer virus in the mainfrain so that it makes every computer in the city flash bart simpsons butt

[stewsith]

Lock one of the new privates in the brig at gunpoint telling him he is under suspicion of being one of the foothold aliens in disguise. Then when he is on the verge of going crazy bring sg1 into the room who all shout "youve been punked!"

[Aurora19]

- Wait for all teams to go off world, then place a bunch of clowns with chain saws in front of the gate for when they come back... Or 'least something scary...

Make sure thes teams aren't armed.

[o-0]

•turn the gate around
•make the entrance to the mountain look like its been deserted for years
•replace the catwalk with paper mache
•replace the glass of the dialing room with a one way mirror with the see-through side facing the gate
•replace the machines in the dialing room with arcade games
•whenever a transmission comes through on the screens, mute the sounds and play a song by Guns N' Roses
•give the malp (if they ever use it again) a flat tire
•stick a piece of paper that says "Zat me" on the back of Daniel's uniform
•put laxatives in sg-1's coffee

[Callista]

Put a strong magnet in the security-card reader at the elevators

Bend Landry's "automatic destruct" key back and forth several times...until it's almost ready to break....so that next time he uses it, it will break off in the lock and he won't be able to pull it out in order to stop the self-destruct (Oh man!! That would be a hoot!!!)

[Amann]

teepee both atlantis gate room and sgc gateroom
while ur at it, teepee the gate as well

[wanderingbynight]

Heehee. There's some good ones on this thread!


SGA: Someone outside yells "Iceberg!!!!!"

SG1: When a team comes back, have everyone on the base dressed in monkey suits so they think it's planet of the apes.

[Miyth]

When SG-1 comes back for a mission tell them they've been gone for 10 years, blame it on time diffrecne between Earth and the planet of the week. Have all approprite props and such to convince them. With their track recored, I've no doubt they'd believe it !

[Lokii]

Put a oil slicked sheet of metal ont he ramp so teams returning off world slide into tub of jello, blue of course...

[TechnoWraith]

Make sure thes teams aren't armed.

Airsoft P-90's come to mind.

[Jumper One]

Get everybody on the base to completley ignore one person, convincing them that they must be out of phase.

[MmmCesium]

Glue McWeir pictures on Sheppard's walls. At the same time, glue Shweir pictures on McKay's walls. And just for good measure, glue McShep pictures to Weir's walls.

[Elles]

Glue McWeir pictures on Sheppard's walls. At the same time, glue Shweir pictures on McKay's walls. And just for good measure, glue McShep pictures to Weir's walls.

- Play Klingon opera over the intercom
- Play Vulcan opera over the intercom
- Read Klingon poetry over the intercom

[MmmCesium]

- Read Klingon poetry over the intercom

tajpe’ joj ‘oy’wI’Daq
boS yabwImey
legh choSmeyDaq
nuqDaq H...
*P90 shots in background*
Sheppard: Threat neutralized.

[Miyth]

tajpe’ joj ‘oy’wI’Daq
boS yabwImey
legh choSmeyDaq
nuqDaq H...
*P90 shots in background*
Sheppard: Threat neutralized.

!!!!! Hah! There are so many Star Treck pranks to play on the SG personel it's not even funny . Though I never watched the show so I'll leave it to you guys .


Put super glue on the Chair in Atlantis and get Carson to sit in it. Hey I love the guy but that would be pretty funny !