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    #1186
    Originally posted by chyron View Post
    Furling Leader: Ruy lack toole moi gusa kopi ambp weho unce veri tisl uld nat ginth cati reco sent Jappa du Hutte*

    *Translated automatically by the Atlantis intercom as: We come to present our bodies to you as sacrifices. Skin us and make fur coats. Roast us and feast on us.

    *Actual translation: We seek sancturary and safe haven from our enemies who seek to kill us. Help up. Save us.

    (Had to toss in the Star Wars reference - HAHA!HAHA! ::jiggling:
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      #1187
      Originally posted by chyron View Post
      Furling Leader: Ruy lack toole moi gusa kopi ambp weho unce veri tisl uld nat ginth cati reco sent Jappa du Hutte*

      *Translated automatically by the Atlantis intercom as: We come to present our bodies to you as sacrifices. Skin us and make fur coats. Roast us and feast on us.

      *Actual translation: We seek sancturary and safe haven from our enemies who seek to kill us. Help up. Save us.

      (Had to toss in the Star Wars reference - HAHA!HAHA! ::jiggling:


      That's funny!

      Furlings, screaming as they ar killed, roasted, and skinned, in their own language: HELP!!!

      *Translation: Kill us more painfully!
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        #1188
        --> -->-->--> ???

        "Dr predele!"
        "Over a decade of regular gate travel, nothing like this has ever happened. Only you."
        "Och, wha' d'you mean th' Stargate turned ya inta a woman, Sheppard?"
        --> "You know, you're kind of hot."
        "eep."
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          #1189
          This wasn't heard on the intercom...rather it appeared on a screen when Atlantis awkened upon arrival of the expedition...evidently they didn't QUITE fully shut down their systems...

          "Windows Alteran is installing updates automatically. Please do not turn off or shut down the city. Installing update 5 of 34,155."

          Six months later...

          "Windows Alteran is installing updates automatically. Please do not turn off or shut down the city. Installing update 98 of 34,155."
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            #1190
            Originally posted by Lilith View Post
            it's not something i would want to hear either, and if he was dead i wouldn't be posting.... that came from a conversation i had this morning.... in conclusion, despite how old he is, getting to sleep with him would be the coolest thing ever, and when he dies, the entire world will be in mourning..... i have weird friends [( pot, kettle, black )]
            {Voice}*: People - let's get the facts straight! I did NOT, I repeat did NOT sleep with Mel Brooks. I banged him. I banged him real good. I gave him the bang of his life and when he died, he died with a smile on his face. At no time, did we actually sleep together.

            (I was VERY tempted to actually name the person saying this, but I was scared that I'd get hit with red.)
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              #1191
              Originally posted by chyron View Post
              {Voice}*: People - let's get the facts straight! I did NOT, I repeat did NOT sleep with Mel Brooks. I banged him. I banged him real good. I gave him the bang of his life and when he died, he died with a smile on his face. At no time, did we actually sleep together.

              (I was VERY tempted to actually name the person saying this, but I was scared that I'd get hit with red.)
              Oh, come on! Please tell us! I certainly won't red you! Please? Please? Pretty please? *begs*
              "While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore

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                #1192
                as this is a parody thread, if you take offense to anything said then you are seriously in need of an attitude adjustment
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                  #1193
                  Teyla: Uhmmm.....could all of the men in Atlantis report to the infirmary for your paternity test? Except of course Lorne and Sheppard....since we know that neither of you ... err ... both of you ... never mind.
                  "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                  I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                    #1194
                    Originally posted by Lilith View Post
                    as this is a parody thread, if you take offense to anything said then you are seriously in need of an attitude adjustment
                    Nice to know then that the person invovled wouldn't be ticked off.
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #1195
                      Teyla: To whomever locked my kitling Telianna in my chest of drawers, you are soooooooooo dead
                      Me: (hides in Carter's office)

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                        #1196
                        McKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!"
                        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                          #1197
                          Originally posted by chyron View Post
                          Nice to know then that the person invovled wouldn't be ticked off.
                          lol... dude, some random stranger yelled at me "yo jingle bells!" [( it was around xmas and i was wearing bells )] i just turned around and said "what?"

                          Originally posted by chyron View Post
                          McKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!"
                          *snicker*
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                            #1198
                            Originally posted by chyron View Post
                            McKay: Just thought that everyone would like to know that we were playing around with the Ancient database and its ability to translate phrases into any language...when we entered "Live Long and Prosper", it translated loosley to "Ask me about my wiener!"
                            The Atlantis translator is online and linked directly to gateworld.net.

                            http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=48711
                            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                              #1199
                              : *eating crackers*
                              RaNdOm Guy: SOLYENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              *looks at crackers* ...

                              *5 sec. later*

                              : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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                                #1200
                                Rodney: i've had a change of heart, kavanough, come here, give me a hug!
                                John:AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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