things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[JJSNgadget]

Evil cackley voice: "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"
*growl*
"He's not a dog."
Evil cackley voice: "Eek!"

[RodneyIsGodney]

Annoucment: OK who ever made the shower start singing I'm forever blowing bubbles can they please own up

Annoucment: Ok Who is it????? Who did it???? Who made my computer beep out the theme to Jaws

*rodney giggles and begins to sing thriller

Hahaheeheehohoh!

[Mimzy]

: COME ON, HAVE A GO AT ME!
: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BLEED ON ME?! You have NO LIMBS!

[sillyscipia]

: COME ON, HAVE A GO AT ME!
: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, BLEED ON ME?! You have NO LIMBS!

HAHAHA! "It's just a flesh wound!"

[Mimzy]

*random voices*

...AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!

: Sometimes I am convinced that your people could not be any more strange, and then something always proves me wrong.
: Yeah, well that's Earth for you. *sigh*

[Morgan le Fay]

*random voices*

...AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!

: Sometimes I am convinced that your people could not be any more strange, and then something always proves me wrong.
: Yeah, well that's Earth for you. *sigh*

Ronon: We are the Knights who say Ni!
Ronon, Lorne, and Chuck: Ni! Ni! Ni!
[Sam and Teyla glance at each other]
Sam: Run away! Run away!

[Princess Awinita]

John to Rodney: And that Rodney is how we found that this planet is banana shaped
Rodney: great what about the goatskins?
John: you mean sheep skins right?
Rodney: yeah.... those...
John: what about them?

Teyla to Sam: you think it is another virus?
Sam: if Lancelot arrives we are all dead

[the_dark_light]

*random voices*

...AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!

: Sometimes I am convinced that your people could not be any more strange, and then something always proves me wrong.
: Yeah, well that's Earth for you. *sigh*

Colonel Sheppard, report to the gate room
<Unknown Voice> Alright I'll tell him, but I don't think he'll be keen
What! Who is this?
<Same Voice> Go boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
I'll sort him out
<Voice> You don't frighten me English pigdogs! I burst my pimples at you and call you a son of a window dresser!
Just ignore him

[JJSNgadget]

I fart on you.

[sillyscipia]

I fart on you.

I fart in your general direction!

(Dang... Mimzy started it! We're on a Monty python high...)

[JJSNgadget]

I fart on you.

I fart in your general direction!

(Dang... Mimzy started it! We're on a Monty python high...)

Actually, mine was from the Mythbusters episode where they were testing if a construction worker could control a piece of board in wind to get to safety. Adam slid down the zipline and said "I fart on you" to Jamie as he was passing over him.

[sillyscipia]

Actually, mine was from the Mythbusters episode where they were testing if a construction worker could control a piece of board in wind to get to safety. Adam slid down the zipline and said "I fart on you" to Jamie as he was passing over him.

Oh... I didn't see that ep. Oh, well.

A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way!
*shoots John*
Enough with the musicals!

[JJSNgadget]

"Attention, please. Supercalifragilisticespialidocious. Thank you."
O_o

[sillyscipia]

"Attention, please. Supercalifragilisticespialidocious. Thank you."
O_o

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you!

Oh. My. God. Someone shoot them. Now.

[JJSNgadget]

"The hills are alive with the sound of muuuuussssssssiiiiicccccc."
o_o
"Okay next person who sings is gonna get it."