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    #1951
    : *onscreen w/ the SGC* Umm...to anyone out there in the IRS...I forgot to turn in my tax return forms before I left for Atlantis again...
    Walter: *back at SGC* That's no joke! They'll jump on him...

    Semi-obscure movie reference? (green offered)

    (hint: look at the very bottom of my sig)
    "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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      #1952
      Ok, I need the four of you to head to this planet this afternoon.

      What for?

      It was discovered that a certain plant on this planet has remarkable healing abilities.

      So you want us to start a trading dealing with them?

      That may not be possible. Lorne's team's reports say that the natives are highly suspicious of people who travel through the gate.

      Then how are we supposed to get this plant?!

      *speaks in rough voice* We'll make 'em an offer they can't refuse...

      *blinks*
      ~Bushy~

      "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
      Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
      -
      "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
      Dr. Daniel Jackson
      -
      "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
      Dean Winchester

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        #1953
        Lorne: I hope you know sexual harassment is an offense even on Atlantis, Chuck.
        If you wish to see more of my rants, diatribes, and general comments, check out my Twitter account SirRyanR!
        Check out Pharaoh Hamenthotep's wicked 3D renders here!
        If you can prove me wrong, go for it. I enjoy being proven wrong.

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          #1954
          Chuck: What's this button do??

          This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
          "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
          "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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            #1955
            Woolsey: The Dark Lord has returned...I repeat, the Dark Lord has returned--
            : Oh will you shut UP!
            "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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              #1956
              Mckay: Uh Oh
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                #1957
                Carter: *On intercom* Dr. McKay to the women's locker room. I repeat, Dr. McKay to the women's locker room.

                Sheppard: *snorts* What?!

                McKay: *pale* Did she seriously just page me...to the women's locker room?

                Sheppard: *on floor laughing*

                Ronon: Better go see what she wants.

                McKay: I've heard stories from other scientists in the SGC. I'm too scared to go...
                ~Bushy~

                "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
                Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
                -
                "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
                Dr. Daniel Jackson
                -
                "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
                Dean Winchester

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                  #1958
                  McKay: Just when you figure out the meaning of life they change it

                  Sheppard: Meaning of life?

                  McKay: used to be 42

                  Shppard: what is it now?

                  McKay: Surviving Black Friday in one piece.

                  Chuck: There's a WalMart in Pegasus Galaxy?

                  This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                  "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                  "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                    #1959
                    Originally posted by Teyilia View Post
                    McKay: Just when you figure out the meaning of life they change it

                    Sheppard: Meaning of life?

                    McKay: used to be 42

                    Shppard: what is it now?

                    McKay: Surviving Black Friday in one piece.

                    Chuck: There's a WalMart in Pegasus Galaxy?
                    MENTAL GREEN!!

                    ---

                    : I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M...A-R-T...

                    : *facepalm*
                    "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                      #1960
                      Lorne(to Carson): Since when does painting make you gay?
                      WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN WW2!

                      Spoiler:
                      Germany Chiefed Poland.
                      England broke their NAP with Germany because Poland was their ally.
                      England and its allies defend from German attacks, but suffer heavy losses as Germany has level 10 rams.
                      France got Chiefed.
                      Japan decided to scout America.
                      America got pissed off, and sent a couple waves with 10k Imperians at them, with 1k catapults for sh!ts & giggles.
                      America cut Japan to 90 pop.
                      Germany sends a Chieftain Train at the USSR, gets loyalty down to 1.
                      USSR builds up troops with their lvl 20 resources and lvl 20 barracks before the Chieftains can hit again. Walls go back up to level 20. German Chiefs were all destroyed.
                      Germany just keeps sending troops although it's clear they cannot take USSR.
                      Eventually troops run out since USSR can produce them faster.
                      USSR, Britain and the USA simultaneously hit Germany with their own Chieftains, and Chiefs.
                      Hitler deleted his account...
                      USSR, change their name to Russia...

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                        #1961
                        Michael Jackson: I just think that the Wraith are looking for Love. They're such dear creatures. I just want to reach out and hug them all.
                        The Stargate Character Facebook/Twitter Status Page

                        http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=69210

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                          #1962
                          : Do a barrel roll!!
                          "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                            #1963
                            Chug it, chug it, chug it...OHH!!!!
                            If you wish to see more of my rants, diatribes, and general comments, check out my Twitter account SirRyanR!
                            Check out Pharaoh Hamenthotep's wicked 3D renders here!
                            If you can prove me wrong, go for it. I enjoy being proven wrong.

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                              #1964
                              : OMG, it's like, Edward Cullen!
                              "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                                #1965
                                Bruce Willis: Yippee-ki-yay, mo...
                                ~Bushy~

                                "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
                                Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
                                -
                                "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
                                Dr. Daniel Jackson
                                -
                                "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
                                Dean Winchester

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