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bad news: it costs them their shipment of blue jelly
Good News: While it cost them their shipment of blue jelly, it still made it albeit it was more like blu goo. Colonel Sheppherd, on Earth for a breifing, had the brilliant idea of using it for hand-to-hand combat traning for the female officers personally supervised by him. Suffice to say, he got a commendation for the exhibition.
("When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.")
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Good News: After hearing that Atlantis has a place where Humans engage in battle in a ring of Jello Teal'c races to Atlantis to watch.
Bad News: As Teal'c was was running up the ramp toward the event horizon, the gate shut down unexpectedly. His momentum carried him through the now deactived gate and across the back platform causing him to hit the steel-reinforced concrete wall and fall to ground. He ended up in the infirmary with a concusion and there's a dent in the wall. (Walter was heard snickering...)
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Bad News: Everything Teal'C heard about Atlantis having a ring of jello to do battle with is false. Daniel spread the rumor in the 1st place.
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
Good News: Teal'c caught the episode of Rachael Ray that featured Thor's 'Curried Furling with Rice' receipe. He left with a harty meal in his stomach, a few leftovers and some skins for housewarming gifts. (Thor later tried the leftovers and was quite impressed.)
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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