Me in one of my more colorful moods.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by MajorShipper View Post: (drunkenly) row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, throw the genral overboard, and wait for him to scream.sigpic
Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.
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Lady Heather: "Do you honestly believe a kawoosh could stop me."
Vala: "Hello, I'm Vammph--"
Daniel: *drags Vala away*
Cameron: "Don't want her getting ideas."
Lady Heather: "I need a first class ticket to Las Vegas, and I don't like to be disappointed."
*various airmen stare at her rack*sigpic
Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.
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Originally posted by GSRgategirl923 View Posthey daniel i kind of sat on your glasses.... again
not again ! *pulls out gun*
daniel .. you dont want to do this...
i will give 10 seconds to run.
if you hurt him daniel i will kill you.sigpic
Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.
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Announcement: All base operations will be suspended during The Stargate Infinity - Mythology, Mothers-in-law and Money Symposium. Meals will be included each day of this 10-day class. Attendance is mandatory."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Chuck Norris to the Gateroom. Chuck Norris to the Gateroom. {Your Name} needs some roundhouse kickin'."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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