things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Gem of Tigress]

* tranks Henry*

Ashley: He's always had a thing for Kate.

Will: Well he can have her!

* walks out with Ash*

[Mimzy]

Kate: HENRYPOO!!!!!!!!!!!
: What is it with all this "somebody-poo" business?!

[Gate Ranger]

*gets Henry away from Kate*
Henry: Help me.
Me: This way.
*we run away from kate*

Happy new year!!

[timstro59]

Kate: HENRYPOO!!!!!!!!!!!
: What is it with all this "somebody-poo" business?!

*random girl appears*
rg: jacky-poo!!
me: thats messed up.
*zats me* now where were we?

edit:
happy new year.

[Gem of Tigress]

*zats Jack*

Me: Go kiss !

Happy New Year!

[Mimzy]

Henry: Wait, I changed my mind! KATIEPOO!!!

[timstro59]

me: *throws up on random person walking by*
siler: ugh!!!

[Gate Ranger]

Me: Henry you are going nuts!
*Zats him*
Me: Come on pal, we need to talk.
two hours later.
Kate: Hi Henry.
Henry: Hey Kate.
Me: Finally, the Tesla effect has left the building!

[HAL2100]

"Whooooaaa, whoa, whoooaaa, whoooaaa, whoooaaa, whoa" as drums beat in the background and you hear chanting.

[Gem of Tigress]

Me: Thank you Ranger.

[Mimzy]

"Whooooaaa, whoa, whoooaaa, whoooaaa, whoooaaa, whoa" as drums beat in the background and you hear chanting.

: SHARKBAIT, OOH-HA-HA!

*awkward silence*

[HAL2100]

: SHARKBAIT, OOH-HA-HA!

*awkward silence*

http://www.fightmusic.com/mp3/acc/Fl..._War_Chant.mp3

[Mimzy]

http://www.fightmusic.com/mp3/acc/Fl..._War_Chant.mp3

It says "Forbidden" when I click on it

[HAL2100]

It says "Forbidden" when I click on it

Try one of these

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=...c2f75bf9d43a8f

[Mimzy]

Try one of these

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=...c2f75bf9d43a8f

Yes, I have heard that before...xD Freaking awesome fight song they have, though