things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: now then.. as I was saying... You can come upst-
Nicky!
Nikola: *ignoring* upstai-
Nicky?!
Nikola: *still ignoring* upstair-
NICKY!!!
Nikola: WHAT?!?! *turning around*

[Mimzy]

: *to Jack*
: What is WRONG with you, woman?
Helen: She's been mesmerized by his very alluring blue eyes...
Will: *slaps forehead* Oh no...here we go...
Druitt:

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: *stands up* ow...
*runs over* awwww.. Nick, you ok darling?
DARLING?!?!

[Snotr]

Calling everyone to the gateroom - a half replicator/half Apophis seems to survived the crash and found his way here.

[HAL2100]

Mrs Jack O'Neill to the Gateroom...Mrs. Jack O'Neill to the Gateroom

[GSRgategirl923]

Druit:His What?
Helen:His eyes...
-Points Gun at -
What did i do??

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: Do it... he annoys me.
Helen: *smack* Nikola!
*turns gun on Helen*

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Todd: John Sheppard!

[GSRgategirl923]

Helen:Surely you won't shoot me?
Yeah Carter don't shoot her.
-turns gun back on - Be quiet.
-Comes back down- ....Whats going on?

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*runs in and grabs sam's gun and blows Vala's head off* I win!!
*punch*
*falls down*

[GSRgategirl923]

Ow!! what was that for?!?
i don't know i wanted to hit someone.
hey carter why don't you go outside and relax a little before you really do kill someone.
and why should i listen to you? you tried to kill Nikola!!

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Nikola: *lying on floor* ow.......
What happen?!?!
Nikola: You elbowed me in the face!!!!!!

[GSRgategirl923]

when did i do that?
Nikola: when he took your gun. -points at -

[AtlantisRules!!!]

so its your fault!!
nope.. you did it not me..

[Mimzy]

All of a sudden, all the lights go out and an echoing voice from over the intercom says...
"In A.D. 2101, war was beginning..."
*LOUD BOOM*
Nikola: What happen?!
: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Walter: We get signal!
: What!
Walter: Main screen turn on.
*Ba'al appears*
: It's you!
Ba'al: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
: What you say!!
Ba'al: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA... *disappears*
: General!!
: Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great Justice!!
: Indeed.
Druitt, Helen, Ashley, Will, and Nikola: WTF?!!
: Indeed.