Walter: "Authorized offworld activation!"
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Jack: Authorized?!? Who authorized it?!?
Ba'al: I need more fabric for my costumes and I even brought my Customs Papers this time...Comment
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Landry: How's the gate's power level?
Walter: It's...OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Landry: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?! That's impossible!!"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Sherlock Holmes: Once the possible has been eliminated, what remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Landy: Somebody get him the hell off my base. I don't need him pontificating about the Scientific Method!Comment
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: Daniel, why is "Bad Wolf" written all over the gateroom?
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"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Jack reading an article in a magazine he found in Sam's lab:
"Einstein believed that Carter's theory should, like all other laws of naturerelativity. In other words, obey the principle of Carter's stargate should be correct even within any moving reference frame. Since speed c is built into the laws of nature, Einstein concluded that every observer ought to observe every light beam to move at speed c, regardless of the observer's motion. No matter how fast you move, a light beam always passes you at speed c, relative to you. This is why the idea of catching up with a light beam seemed contradictory to Einstein. If every observer sees every light beam move at speed c, then nobody can even begin to catch up with a light beam, much less catch all the way up with one and observe it at rest."
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: May I inquire as to what that object in the gateroom is?
: What obj...wtf?!
Object: EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Walter: Chevron 1 encoded, Chevron 2 encoded, Chevron 3 encoded, Chevron 4 encoded, Chevron 5 encoded, Chevron 6 encoded, Cheveron 7.....oh crap I've to go to the toilet right away.
Mitchell: Attention Attention Khalek just left this plane of existence
O'Niell: Everybody are ordrered to come to my lake and fish this weekend.
Siler. Hallo.....hallo.......anobody?.....help me I just locked myself inside the toilet and lost the key in the WCLast edited by NorseGuy; 14 August 2008, 09:40 PM.Comment
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: YUM! CHOCOLATE CAKE!
: Vala, you HAVE to stop eating that stuff! This is madness!
: Madness? ...THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: I knew this wasn't good for her...
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Attention Everyone We are out of blue jello, i repeat we are out of blue jello.
:shots heard throught out stargate command:
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Attention everyone We are out of blue jello I repeat we are out of blue jello
: shots heard throughout Stargate command:
No, Carter, I do not have Blue Jell-O in my...wh-what are you doing...nooo get away from me with that thing...HELP!!!!!
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!Originally posted by RodneyIsGodney View PostNo, Carter, I do not have Blue Jell-O in my...wh-what are you doing...nooo get away from me with that thing...HELP!!!!!
It won't let me green you...STILL
And your rotating sigpic thing is HOT.
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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That's okay...and thanx.Originally posted by Mimzy View PostHAHAHA!!!!!!!
It won't let me green you...STILL
And your rotating sigpic thing is HOT.
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"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!"
*everyone faints dead*
"Sorry, had too many chilli dogs."sigpic
Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.Comment
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