things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Jessima]

i believe that last one's from Spaceballs

Yup. The best movie ever. Well at least the best among parody movies. Hehe that was my favorite part.

Everybody, there is no need to worry, there is enough food to last the lockdown. Now toilet paper on the otherhand...

LMAO XD


Attention all personnel: Signups for the ballroom dancing classes starts today in the breifing room. Signups for the tango will be in the mess hall.
Teal'c to the team: I would very much enjoy the tango class *goes to sign up*
Rest of the team: O_O Didn't see that one coming.
Cam: I bet he's a good dancer...

^ I couldn't help adding that last bit in.

[Lilith]

i think there was once a mention of Teal'c taking dance lessons... but i could be confusing Fannon with Cannon.... and yes, Spaceballs is one of teh best movies ever

[Jessima]

Over the Intercom: Whoever owns the blue Honda Accord.... you left your lights on...

Don't ask me how he would know, several stories underground, that someone left their lights on... lol

[GSRgategirl923]

Intercom : would the owner of the tiny pink bikini that was left in doctor jacksons quarters please come claim it ...

*looks off into space & wistles innocently*

[avidffan]

"........i see daniel and sam and cam and jack and teal"c and george and hank and jonas and .........hey let go of me..........no......no.......walter put .........you son of a b#@!$.....walter put that bottle down.....NOW THATS AN ORDER....your drunk and on report"

[Guest]

"Airmen and Women, Teal'c is on his way to the mess hall and is to be stopped at all costs... He must not be allowed to continue his Jaffa cake binge!"

"For crying out load T... Carter, I thought we fixed Teal'c's addiction?"

"So did I sir..."

[JJSNgadget]

: "I am the very model of a modern major general."
------------
: "You can always trust a dishonest woman to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never tell when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."
: O_o *blink, blink*
: "Psst. That's your cue."
Martin: "That sounds nice, yeah. Uh, it's Pirates of the Caribbean."
: "Oh, you've seen that one."

[GSRgategirl923]

please ??
Adria : no mother i cannot
why not ??
Adria : i told you that not even i cannot make Daniel Jackson fall in love with you ..
aghhh !!

In hallway :
*Runs far far away*

[JJSNgadget]

: "Daniel, I'm pregnant. Again. It's yours."
: "Are you sure it's mine?"
*slaps*
: "Ow. What'd I say?"
: "I believe you just implied Vala was unfaithful to you."
: "Crap."

[GSRgategirl923]

: "Daniel, I'm pregnant. Again. It's yours."
: "Are you sure it's mine?"
*slaps*
: "Ow. What'd I say?"
: "I believe you just implied Vala was unfaithful to you."
: "Crap."

lmao !!

[Mimzy]

please ??
Adria : no mother i cannot
why not ??
Adria : i told you that not even i cannot make Daniel Jackson fall in love with you ..
aghhh !!

In hallway :
*Runs far far away*

LOL! Mental green

[avidffan]

"..............why dont you never annonce that sg12 has come home or sg34 we risk our lives out there too man your real d$#@ WALTER....."

[ebethman]

"SG1 you have been scedualed to go off to a planet that we think is safe but is most likly going to be riddled with dealy super soldiers or ori woriors. To go with you wil be . . . . . oh I don't know . . . SG8"

All members of SG8 "oh C***!"

[JJSNgadget]

"SG-11, would you please report to the gate room. Fluffy is loose, again."
*bang bang*
"No! Don't shoot it..."
*roar*
"...you'll just make it angry."

[avidffan]

"SG1 you have been scedualed to go off to a planet that we think is safe but is most likly going to be riddled with dealy super soldiers or ori woriors. To go with you wil be . . . . . oh I don't know . . . SG8"

All members of SG8 "oh C***!"

*sg8 report to the embarcation room*
sg8 teamleader:shoot me now in the leg or foot
sg8 team member:what why oh
*bang*
sg8 team member over inter com
*wevev had an accident we cant go our co is injured*