Me in one of my more colorful moods.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
Cam: Um, I think I lost my pants again - all of them - so any one who can help me out, it would be greatly appriciated.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Vala: *giggles* Dragonball z boxers, why Cameron, I never would have thought...
Teal'c: Indeed.
Cam: Really! Greatly appriciated!Comment
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: (drunkenly) row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, throw the genral overboard, and wait for him to scream.
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*singing* in the navy you can sail the seven seas, in the navy you can put you mind at ease...Originally posted by MajorShipper View Post: (drunkenly) row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, throw the genral overboard, and wait for him to scream.sigpic
Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.Comment
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"your lips are venemous poison"
"that may be, but you know you still want me"
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Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.Comment
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Lady Heather: "Do you honestly believe a kawoosh could stop me."
Vala: "Hello, I'm Vammph--"
Daniel: *drags Vala away*
Cameron: "Don't want her getting ideas."
Lady Heather: "I need a first class ticket to Las Vegas, and I don't like to be disappointed."
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Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.Comment
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hey daniel i kind of sat on your glasses.... again
not again ! *pulls out gun*
daniel .. you dont want to do this...
i will give 10 seconds to run.
if you hurt him daniel i will kill you.
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Originally posted by GSRgategirl923 View Posthey daniel i kind of sat on your glasses.... again
not again ! *pulls out gun*
daniel .. you dont want to do this...
i will give 10 seconds to run.
if you hurt him daniel i will kill you. At least it wasn;t me this time
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Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.Comment
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*Random gunfire is heard*
Walter: Uhh...General Landry...it appears that there has been some sort of a shoot-out among Gen O'Neill, Lt. Col Carter, and Dr. Jackson..."YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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Sig by ME!!!
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Announcement: All base operations will be suspended during The Stargate Infinity - Mythology, Mothers-in-law and Money Symposium. Meals will be included each day of this 10-day class. Attendance is mandatory."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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walter: i recently found gen.Oniell and col. carter doing .. things...
& walter!!!!
*gunfire is heard throughout the base.*Comment
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Walter:Nnoooooooooo! please, im a shipper NNNOOOOOOOOOOriginally posted by GSRgategirl923 View Post
walter: i recently found gen.Oniell and col. carter doing .. things...
& walter!!!!
*gunfire is heard throughout the base.*
*rappid gunfire*Comment
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Chuck Norris to the Gateroom. Chuck Norris to the Gateroom. {Your Name} needs some roundhouse kickin'."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Chuck Norris: *with gun*
: OH CRAP! *runs*
: Wait, what did he do?
: Who cares; this is hilarious!
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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*running from chuck norris* please im sorry...
dude what did you do?
shhh its a secret
Chuck Norris: JACK!!!
chuck has jack in his view just as..
CHUCK!!
chuck norris: O S**T ... run !Comment
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