things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[gatebuster64]

Intercom: My mamma used to say, life was like a box of chocalote, you never know what you're going
Sam: yah, who knew we would going to get stuck with you

[Commander Jumper]

Intercom:
:hey Carter is that a trach can with an egg beater for an arm??
EXTERMINATE!!!!
*zappie noise*
: Carter???
EXTERMINATE
*another zappie noise*

[dancer_4_daniel]

Walter: Why Siler, is that a ZPM in your pants or are you just happy to see me?!?

[Elles]

Landry: Your attention please! We are in the midst of a crisis. Sheppard has left his hair gel in the SGC. We need someone to volunteer for a suicide mission to take it to the Pegasus galaxy for him. Since the Odyssey is away holding off the Ori invasion, you will need to walk. Any volunteers are urged to come to my office ASAP.
***Five Minutes Later***
Landry: Since no one has volunteered, we have to resort to the system of involuntary volunteering. Sergeant Walter Harriman, you've won.
**The scream of agony is heard throughout the base**
Walter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[penguininablender]

Landry: Your attention please! We are in the midst of a crisis. Sheppard has left his hair gel in the SGC. We need someone to volunteer for a suicide mission to take it to the Pegasus galaxy for him. Since the Odyssey is away holding off the Ori invasion, you will need to walk. Any volunteers are urged to come to my office ASAP.
***Five Minutes Later***
Landry: Since no one has volunteered, we have to resort to the system of involuntary volunteering. Sergeant Walter Harriman, you've won.
**The scream of agony is heard throughout the base**
Walter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

lol, I can add to that

Landry: Since walter seems to have gone AWOL, the next in line is Vala
*one scream of agony*
Vala: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*one scream of joy*
Daniel: Yipeeeeehoooooorayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

[Commander Jumper]

^^ I love your Firefly Shep thing in your siggy.....mountain dew came out my nose......

[Elles]

^^ I love your Firefly Shep thing in your siggy.....mountain dew came out my nose......

Thank you. I came up with it while I was asleep two nights ago.

[Trek_Girl42]

Thank you. I came up with it while I was asleep two nights ago.

While you were asleep?! That's impressive!

[dancer_4_daniel]

Landry: Okay, now that Vala's locked herself in Daniel Jackson's office, we need someone else...the last person to remain here has to be Vala's love slave FOREVER!
(stampede)
Landry: Oh crap...I'm the only one here! AAAAHH!HHHHHHH!!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!

[Elles]

While you were asleep?! That's impressive!

Indeed. I tend to do strange things in my sleep... such as a human artform known as math. I have a good story I'll share sometime about my dream involving the Pythagorian Theorem.

Teal'c: I love you, you love me, we are all a loving family. With a great big hug, a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?

[penguininablender]

Landry: Okay, now that Vala's locked herself in Daniel Jackson's office, we need someone else...the last person to remain here has to be Vala's love slave FOREVER!
(stampede)
Landry: Oh crap...I'm the only one here! AAAAHH!HHHHHHH!!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!

lol.

Sam: Hey everyone! stop freaking out, we just realized that dr. Mckay is on earth visiting his sister, so he will be going
* everyone breaks into applause*
Vala:... So this means Daniel isnt my love slave?

[Elles]

McKay: What? Why? Oh the humanity! By my own hand, I die. *dramatic Shakespeare death*
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Commander Jumper]

Indeed. I tend to do strange things in my sleep... such as a human artform known as math. I have a good story I'll share sometime about my dream involving the Pythagorian Theorem.

Teal'c: I love you, you love me, we are all a loving family. With a great big hug, a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too?

that show gave me night mares

: anyone seen my Darth vader Panties??? (hahaha made this joke earlier somewhere else)

[Elles]

that show gave me night mares

: anyone seen my Darth vader Panties??? (hahaha made this joke earlier somewhere else)

lol... I remember when I used to watch it. I got confused as... something that is very confused.

[Commander Jumper]

lol... I remember when I used to watch it. I got confused as... something that is very confused.

After Barney...I moved to Pokemon and Power rangers

: No T. but I found your Ash Catchum Undies and your Pink Power Ranger bra......
: Thank you o'Neill.....may I inquire how they came to be in your possesion?
: funny story actually....