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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
HammondI regret deeply that I must advise you that The Great Pumpkin was mistaken for a Goa'uld and subsequently shot down over Kansas. Topeka is...well...cleaning up.
MENTAL GREEN lol
Lucy: *over intercom* YOU ARE ALL BLOCKHEADS!!!
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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charlie: good grief.
me: (intercom) hey jack, whats one of those head suckers doing on the base.
*screaming comes from room i'm in.*
oh crap.
me: Nos es prognatus ex astrum.
daniel, get your a** down to level 22, we need you to translate something.
*random screaming in base*
whats going on?
everyone has suddenly got explosive diarrhea.
me: ego amo vestri pullus.
whats the problem.
me:nikola est evanui ex plagiarius.
that is a problem.
nikola: what did he say?
never mind.
me:ego eram reputo idem eadem idem res.
Can we fix his brain please?
Yes. as soon a Colonel Carter joins be for dinner once again.
*Remembers Yellow Blocks* Uhm I really would rather not do that...
*random screaming in base*
whats going on?
everyone has suddenly got explosive diarrhea.
me: ego amo vestri pullus.
whats the problem.
me:nikola est evanui ex plagiarius.
that is a problem.
nikola: what did he say?
never mind.
me:ego eram reputo idem eadem idem res.
Translation???? LOL
"YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
sigpic Sig by ME!!!
Dr. Fraser: Effective immediately, all base personal must consume one pound of Limburger cheese daily until we've confirmed that everyone's parasite infestation has been been eliminated.
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Hammond I am very pleased to announce that Dr. Fraser is rejoining us as Chief Medical Officer. I do ask that you show some sensitivity to the fact that she is a rotting-corpse zombie and refrain from starring at the maggots.
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