Stargate Freeze Frame game!

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Jack: Vader please...

[d10sfan]

You know what I think is overdone?

You.

Booyah!

I believe that was unnecessary.

[Enzo Aquarius]

Took me awhile to find a good pic, got the perfect one!



Daniel: I ordered at the drive-thru, I parked, I walked all the way from the Bridge up front, I slipped on this armor, I went to the washroom, I had to wait 5 minutes for that cargo bay door to open and had to walk all they way through it, all the way down here! NOW WHERE IS MY FRICKIN BIG MAC?!

[Bragi]

Is a caption really necessary here?

[Tracker]

McKAY! I was JOKING! Put your pants back on!!!

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Heh heh....new pants jokes...

[jazz!]

*Riverdance tune*

Teal'c: *raises eyebrow and tilts his head*
Jack: Sorry, won't happen again

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Took me awhile to find a good pic, got the perfect one!

Allright... I've taken on over a dozen System Lords and kicked their asses, lost the two women I love more than anything to them, lost my second chance to go to Atlantis by a crazy alien hottie who just beat me up, and NOW you're pointing guns at me. I don't know if I should laugh or just shoot you.

[Bragi]

Daniel: What's that Wilson? You want me to kill Jack? But Jack's my best friend, I can't just - ..No, you're my friend too it's just - ...... I won't do it Wilson, I can't do it!



McKay: Ladies, I see you have all cut your hair short, and bleached it, very good. Is the Jell-o ready, Colonel?
Sheppard (off-screen): Rodney, I don't think this is what Elizabeth meant when she said "do whatever needs to be done while I'm away."
McKay: Did I ask you for an interpretation of what Elizabeth said, Colonel? No, I didn't think so. I'm doing this for you too, you know. Now, is the Jell-o ready?



Weir: Teyla, we're not here to point any fingers but...
Beckett: We found Col. Sheppard dead. He had a kendo stick lodged in the base of his skull.....
Weir: Aren't you missing one of your kendo sticks?



Michael: *Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?*

Spoiler:

Caldwell: ...too soft, too trusting, you've made nothing but bad decisions, and lastly, you're a woman. So no, Dr. Weir, I don't think you should be in charge of this expedition.
*Pause*
Weir: At least I'm not bald.



Weir: I won't be ignored, John!



First Officer: Sir?
Captain: Col. Sheppard needed to be taught a lesson.
First Officer: A lesson...?
Captain: ...In what happens when you step into my yard and start frontin'.

[Tracker]

Michael! Come on down! You're the next contestant on 'The Price is Right'!!!

[Kelt'ar]

Captain: ...In what happens when you step into my yard and start frontin'.[/spoilers]

I'll give U green if I could

[shake_it_off_sparky]

I'm on the Hiiighway to Hell!


Originally posted by Bragi

[Enzo Aquarius]

Jacob: Daniel! Report!
Daniel: Yea, the infiltration is doing well, there's just one problem
Jacob: What?
Daniel: THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS HERE!!

[Dr.J_girl]

"I went to this stupid convention and Joe Flanigan would only give me his autograph in languages I can't read."

Teyla: how much could I get On E-bay for this?

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

Jack, in his old age, no longer found excitement in flying at hypersonic speeds.


Daniel: Thubby Bunneh?


Doci: Behold, my syntox nerve gas factiry is nearly complete!
Daniel: Jack Bauer can kick your ass any day.

[Enzo Aquarius]

Kinsey: You did what?!
O'Neill: We uh...gave the Aschen Windows 2000 software
Kinsey: Well that's just grand! Drop and give me 20, all three of you!
Hammond: But I did nothing!
Kinsey: Groaning will only give you more push-ups
All: AWWWWWW!
Kinsey: Make that 30