Stargate Freeze Frame game!

[LadyShip]

Jonas: Heard they ran out of AXE deodorant at the commissary.
Teal'c: An unfortunate miscalculation of supplies on their part. Got the cold shoulder from my SG1 team in a mission when I failed to use it that one time.
Jonas: Awwww... they'll warm up to you again. Happens to me all the time.

[Bragi]

Daniel: I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.



Kolya: All together now!

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

[tiggerific]

Kolya: All together now!

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

GENIUS!!! made me LOL

[Morgania]

The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

[ancientaction]

The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

ROFL

[Tealcfan]

The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

ROFL! definetly green ya

[mckaychick]

The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

Lol good one!

[Bragi]

Landry: Woah.... okay man... maintain................ dude have you ever like... seen the Gate... I mean like..... really seen it... dude?



Doci: The entire Book of Origin, b*tches! I am the belching king of the universe!



Ronan: Fine!

We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin'.... jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.



Sora: Alright Bragi, I give up.... I'll go out with you. Now will you please stop calling me?



Ronan: Sheppard's tiny isn't he? C'mon you can tell me. Smaller than me, right?



Sheppard: Get that comb away from me!
or
Sheppard: Teyla! Did tell you Ronan I was tiny? He's been spreading that lie around Atlantis and I will ruin this city with my anger!

[Morgania]

Beware of my garlic breath.

[JackGyver]

"Thou art righteous, funk soul brother."

[Bragi]

Thor: Our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
or
Thor: Occupied!

/edit-



Daniel: Teal'c, that had better be water...



Teal'c: Do you expect me to talk Gold-Ba'al?

Gold-Ba'al: No Mr. Teal'c, I expect you to die.

[Bragi]

Thor: O'Neill, Daniel Jackson. You shall each have ten minutes head start, after which time Teal'c shall be free to hunt you as he see's fit. Do you have any questions?

Jack: Yeah, Thor I wa-

Thor: Very well then. Teal'c, are you sufficiently prepared?

*Teal'c pumps the shotgun.*

Thor: Very well then, you may begin.

Daniel: Everyone this is insa-

Thor: Nine minutes, fifty-five seconds...

Jack: Every man for himself, Daniel!



Daniel: Say it.

Vala: Say it.

Mitchell: Guys, I'm fightin' for my life here!

Daniel & Vala: Say it!

Mtichell: Fine! There can be only one!

Vala: Yes!

Daniel: He said it!



Jack: You left the oven on...

Sam: ...I left the oven on!



Teal'c: I feel pretty, oh so pretty

Spoiler:

I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

[stargate barbie]

Jack: wait, don't move!
Daniel: its Sam!
Jack: I know... her vision is based on movement! teal'c you ready with that paint ball gun?
Teal'c: Indeed
Daniel: That's a Shot Gun!
Teal'c: Thor, have you replaced my paint ball gun with a shot gun?
Thor: um... no....
Jack: ok, she's distracted... FIRE!

[LadyShip]

(musical overture)

Daniel: (singing) The hills are alive with the sound of music...With songs they have sung for a thousand years...

[Bragi]

This time around I'm going with all SGA-Rising screencaps-



Daniel: And so, if you find the derivative of the square root of sigma and multiply it by the inverse square of theta you will clearly see that I suck at math.



Meanwhile, at Santa's secret biological weapons lab, located deep in the heart of the Arctic...



*A Technician whistles*
Weir: That's it! The next person to whistle, cat-call, pinch or slap my rear gets sent to a Spacegate address.... without a Puddle Jumper!



Walter: Uh.... we have a problem, ma'am.
Carter: What is it?
Walter: The Gate went "kurplunk" ma'am, not "kawoosh."
Carter: God help us....

The rest are in the spoilers tag.

Spoiler:

Sheppard: I hope he never finds out my real name is John Connor.
Sumner: What was that, Sheppard?
Sheppard: Nothing, sir.



Ford: So you're really not going to wear any pants?



Jack: This is MC-Gyver comin' to you liiiiiiiive from the Mutha-ship on another hot-hot-hot Friday night. I got another track here that is out of this world so you keep it tuned right here on the faaaaaaar end of the dial, Radio Free Chulak 104.1fm K-SGC!



Weir: Rodney! What have I told you about putting gum under the DHD?!?



McKay: It was Teyla's IDC... why didn't you order the shield down? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth.........?



Sheppard: Elizabeth, what's been going on?
Weir: Why, what ever do you mean, John?
Sheppard: Well, first off... why hasn't Teyla gotten back from M4X-984, and where's Rodney... and Stackhouse? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth?



Rodney: Everyone! Their chair technology is-
Ancient Hologram: ...And finally, you will find that our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
Rodney: -Oh, so you know already.

/edit- K, except for the last few:

Spoiler:

Teyla: Aiden, Elizabeth, Dr. Beckett, Dr. McKay, Ronan, Sgt. Stackhouse, Dr. Zelenka, Michael, Sora, Ladon, Halling, Jinto, Col. Caldwell, Dr. Novak, Hermiod, Chaya-
Sheppard: She knew already...
Teyla: Mara-
Sheppard: So did she...
Teyla: Petra, Norina, Lt. Cadman, Eldon, Dr. Heightmeyer, Dr. Brown-
Sheppard: K, I'm starting to think it'd be easier to ask who you didn't tell.
Teyla: Major Lorne, Teer, Dr. Bryce, Cowen, Dr. Lindsay, Dr. Kavanaugh, Gen. Landry, Sgt. Bates, Kolya...................



McKay: Oh, you're one to talk about bad hair, Colonel.



Sheppard: Face it, you guys are never going to get me to wear pants.



Hammond: I'm very sorry Dr. Weir, but there is simply nothing I can do from here to get Col. Sheppard to wear pants.



Teyla: ...And the cashier at the Gap, and the woman in the fitting room, and the employees at the Dairy Queen, and the girl in the American Eagle...........



Sheppard: But did you really have to announce it on the mall PA system too?



McKay: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, d*mn you! God d*mn you all to hell!



Weir: And despite my repeated orders, the complaints of the entire expedition, and the constant danger we are under; Col. Sheppard still refuses to wear any pants.



McKay: ....I think I'd be perfect for the Real World because, uh, I keep it real... and I'm not afraid to go there.

Man... I really need something else to do with my time.............