Stargate Freeze Frame game!

[Sam_Carter]

Wraith: Pull
(human flys through the air while they're shooting)
Wraith: I'd keep score but I still couldn't tell you two apart.

oh god that one had me in tears in the middle of the library biting my lip trying not to laugh out loud. its the 'human flys through the air' bit that got me!

BRILLIANT!!!

[Sam_Carter]

Sam - "Pete was thiiiiis big"

[Freyja]

Weir: Wait a moment... You are not Simon!

[Bragi]

Weir: *Kisses Simon* Wow, Bragi wasn't kidding - He is the best kisser in two galaxies. You don't even compare... I'm sorry Simon, but it's over.

/edit- These server slow-downs are gettin' down-right inconvenient.

[Mandysg1]

Sam: I just can't believe you cheated on me

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

^lmao green defo

[Freyja]

Weir: Look, Carson's sleepwalking. Funny, isn't it?
Sheppard: Uhm... He's...
Teyla: ... Kissing Rodney.

[shake_it_off_sparky]

Weir: Look, Carson's sleepwalking. Funny, isn't it?
Sheppard: Uhm... He's...
Teyla: ... Kissing Rodney.

Weir: Jesus, John! You could've taken a shower after you got back from the mission!
Teyla: I agree

[shake_it_off_sparky]

HAHAHAHAHA!! NOW I AM KING OF THE HAMSTERS! YOU WILL ALL SUFFER!!!!

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Weir: Teyla was that you again?

[shake_it_off_sparky]

I made all these ages ago and just found this thread through my sister! Thought I'd attach some of them.
Enjoy! xxxx

[Qtyled]

Teal'c: I have determined what they are planning to build, Major Carter.
Sam: Yea? What.
Teal'c: A Death Star.

[shake_it_off_sparky]

Here's some more! There's a limit on attachments so, go figure... damn

[mckaychick]

weir:Major!!!!!!!
Sheppard:Hey dont look at me

[stargate barbie]

Sam: I just can't believe you cheated on me

i can never ever top this. but i can't green you either, so tough. (sorry)