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Thor I just had to respond. Maybe Jesus plans to take up tennis or ping pong as a pass time.Signature to remain private from online usage at this "time" -
Vala is a sleep. Or contemplating her part of the project. I hopeOriginally posted by AllestianDaniel: Vala? Sweetie pie? Where are you darling?
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Hey we are all supposed to be mutts. By the way, is that a young dragon eating a gould?Originally posted by Kelt'arDon't be too sure about that one. He's hung out with the Tau'ri for a little bit too long...
Gotta find me a nice Wraith woman to marry...settle down, have some half cast kids...Signature to remain private from online usage at this "time"Comment
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^ Grimm: Oh I'm sorry, you're right. We should all just forgive and forget.
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The SGC Automated PA System: Warning - Antimatter containment failure. Warp core breech in 5 minutes."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Jack: ... I can't think of a wisecrack in a situation like this. Teal'c, what have you got?
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Teal'c: I sure wish I could have seen Montana!Last edited by Daryl Froggy; 06 April 2006, 10:25 AM.
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Carter: Hammond, Darling! I simply can't go off world today, I'm getting my nails done! Perhaps tomorrow...
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Daniel while cataloging Ancient Artifacts........
How much do you think I would get for this on ebay?DANIEL: Oh, please! We have a difference of opinion on just about everything.
O'NEILL: Give me an example.
DANIEL: I don't know. Pick something. How about mythology?
O'NEILL: Rumors? Lies? Fairytales?
DANIEL: You see?
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Note: If you were thinking of the line from The Hunt for Red October (not that I'm a movie/film buff or anything), the line would be...Originally posted by Daryl Froggy
Teal'c (with a russian accent): I would have liked to have seen Montana."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Cam:
You know, I think I might retire off-world.
Tea'lc:
*raises eyebrow and cocks his head*
Colonel Mitchell, what planet would you retire to?
Cam:
Oh! Just off-world in general, you know;
It's just that, nearly every planet I've been to and read about in the misson logs, it's: sunshine, cloudless sky and no rain...ever!
Danny:
Hmm...funny that, isn't it
*changes topic*
Ohh look, some old ruins and they say................It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.Comment
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McKay: Hey, Sam! Would you like to see my new pet butterfly?Comment
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bra'tac: i'm a little tea pot, short and stout...sigpic
"Out of the Abyss" (SJ Angst)....................Best New Author.................."Else Close the Wall Up" (Sam)
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Good one.Originally posted by ParadoxRealities
It would be even creepier if he was singing a duet with Apophis.
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Teal'c & Apophis (to each other, while they're wearing overalls):Originally posted by ReganX
Where oh where are you tonight!
Why did you leave me here alone...
*I* searched the world over and thought I found true love,
You met another and :thbbbbbt: you were gone...
(What a shame none of you remember "Hee Haw", what a shame I don't have a life)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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