Carter: "Dr. Lee... you were right... I was wrong..."
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Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Felger: I've perfected my energy weapon design and now we can install it onto all of our ships.
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Walter: (blinks in surprise at the iris) Where did you come from then?
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Sheppard: Take me ElizabethComment
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Michael: I could go for a pizza... does anyone else want a pizza??? Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Sheppard: Not me. They're incredibly unhealthy!Originally posted by RyantheGreatComment
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McKay: Did you know the Ancients invented pizza?? Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't carter already say this? (space race)Originally posted by Stevo
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Cake: just five more minutes til jack-time. aaawwww yeeaaahh.Comment
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Daniel: Teal'c, your action figure came in the mail.Comment
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Teal'c: Does it have Kung-fu Action Grip?Originally posted by Cherriey Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Daniel: No. It holds daisies and sings all ten thousand million versus of the song that never ends.Originally posted by RyantheGreatComment
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Teal'c: Does it come with batteries included?Originally posted by Cherriey Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Teal'c: Chelnak!Originally posted by Cherriey
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