Originally posted by JONeill97
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Jack: A smartass is better than a dumbass.
Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Teal'c: I recently purchased a donkey, but I believe it to be in pain.
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Daniel: Put it down.Originally posted by Cherriey Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Teal'c: I would, but my hands are covered in a sticky substance.Originally posted by RyantheGreatComment
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random passer by: eeeewwwwwwwOriginally posted by CherrieyComment
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Teal'c: Someone please help me! This donkey is incredibly weighty!Originally posted by stargate barbieComment
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Daniel: Why don't you just zat it twice?Originally posted by Cherriey Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Teal'c: (gives Daniel a dark look) My hands are stuck to my... donkey!Originally posted by RyantheGreatLast edited by Cherriey; 20 March 2006, 03:46 PM.Comment
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random passer by (screaming): oh dear god! what is that man doing to his ass!?Originally posted by CherrieyComment
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Teal'c: I'm stuck to it alright! It is not of my doing! Viscious college pranksters!Originally posted by stargate barbieComment
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daniel: ya know its funny, the glue holding your hands to that thing was probably made by one of its cousins. he he. sorry.Originally posted by CherrieyComment
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Teal'c: (glaring) Your laughter is NOT helping my current situation, Daniel Jackson!Originally posted by stargate barbieComment
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No, you have to plug it into your own iNaq portable Naquadah generator.Originally posted by RyantheGreat"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Where?Originally posted by RuleBritannia"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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