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    Jack: so what d'ya wanna do today?
    Teal'c: lets cuddle.
    Jack: K.

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      ....halfway through Daniel having a conversation with Oma...
      ....Oma just made a Zen-like statement that confused Daniel

      Daniel:
      *Takes a deep bredth and makes a confused face*
      ...Oma..I..I don't understand.....what are you trying to tell me!?
      *exhales*

      Oma: The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease.

      Last edited by jazz!; 12 March 2006, 01:23 PM.
      It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.

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        Fruit loops: I wish we were waffles.

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          more froot loops: i'm just glad we're not oatmeal!

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            Oatmeal: Hey!!

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              froot loops: well have ya seen what that guy was doing to you and what he was thinkin' while doin' it!


              (window of opportunity call back. and is it just me or is this thread gettin' weirder and weirder?)

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                Oatmeal: We're kinky and we like it!

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                  Originally posted by Cherriey
                  Oatmeal: We're kinky and we like it!
                  waffles: yeah, well whatever does it for ya oaty ya weirdo! we'll stick with the hot four eyed guy who eats his breakfast with mostly pure thoughts.

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                    6/8 march, till ready:
                    Daniel: (spoken) Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
                    Jack: The same thing we do every night, Danny, try to take over the world!

                    Chorus: They're Danny and the brain,
                    They're Danny and the brain.
                    One is a genius, the other's insane...
                    They go through the gate,
                    They're genes have been spliced.
                    They're Danny, they're Danny and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

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                      Me: hang on a second, daniel is pinky and jack's the brain? jack is the genius and danny is insane? hhhmmmm.

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                        Originally posted by stargate barbie
                        Me: hang on a second, daniel is pinky and jack's the brain? jack is the genius and danny is insane? hhhmmmm.
                        Yeah, I'm not too sure on that either...
                        I just needed stuff that rhymed. Would you have liked it better if I called Jack "the Pain"?

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                          Teal'c immatating Danny imitating Pinky

                          Teal'c: Narf!
                          It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.

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                            Daniel: Hey guys! I'm thinking of starting an Ori fan club! Wanna join?
                            Sam, Cameron & Teal'c: YEAH!

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                              Vala to Cam: You more than seem familiar! I think we've met in another life!

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                                Originally posted by Cherriey
                                Vala to Cam: You more than seem familiar! I think we've met in another life!
                                Yeah... I keep remembering this ship that looked like a three-armed squid...?

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