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Originally posted by Tealcfani don't even know what it is
Sam: Kinsey - Kiss my grits!Last edited by chyron; 08 March 2006, 05:38 PM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Hammond: I present to you, the people of Narnia... King Daniel, the Wise. King Teal'c, the Strong. Queen Samantha, the Valiant. Queen Vala, the Courageous. Queen Janet, the Gentle. And the High King Jack, the Magnificent.
(The six sovereigns of this new, mythical land are treated to a round of applause, as Jack turns to Daniel and grins.)
Jack: Maybe that warddrobe wasn't such a bad place to hide after all...
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Mitchell: i love u general
Generall landry: i love u to lt.colonel
Teal'c: i love u daniel jackson
Daniel: i love u aswell teal'c
Carter: doesn't any one love me
Walter: i love u carter
Carter: oh crap!!!!!!!!!How deep is a river if you cannot see the bottom
if you immediatly know the candlelight is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago
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