Things they would never ever ever say

[Cherriey]

Vala: Ah, the glories of Celestus! Give me a good weenie and some marshmallows and all day to sit near the fires of the Ori.

[Tealcfan]

Prior: hallowed are the hot dogs

[Cherriey]

Prior: hallowed are the hot dogs

Prior2: No! It is the hot dog buns that rule all!

[Tealcfan]

Prior2: No! It is the hot dog buns that rule all!

Doci: Hallowed art them both and that's final or i shall burn thine for being non-believers

[Cherriey]

Doci: Hallowed art them both and that's final or i shall burn thine for being non-believers

Prior2: Forget this! Hallowed are I!

[Tealcfan]

Prior2: Forget this! Hallowed are I!

Doci: I heard that screw the hot dogs!

[Cherriey]

Ronon: If I wasn't eating a popsicle I'd help you save the Wraith.

[Tealcfan]

McKay: You know if i didn't catch my eye on that hotdog over there i would help you with this wratih problem

[Cherriey]

Weir: I have an ego the size of this galaxy so don't mess with me!

[Tealcfan]

Jack: Replicarter is hot!!!

[Cherriey]

Kavanaugh: Hi, Weir! You're swell! Wanna go pick daisies?

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Kavanaugh: Hey guys! I finally got my head out of my ass! Yay me! I wanna be helpful!

[TechnoWraith]

Kavanaugh: Oh god! I can't stand it anymore!
**Goes to his quarters, then to Dr Weir's office.**
Dr Weir: Kavanaugh? Can i help you?
Kavanaugh: Oh elizabeth!
**Dr Weir stares puzzled. Kavanaugh comes around the desk. Then gets out a small box and goes to one knee.**
Kavanaugh: Elizabeth, I can't take it anymore! My love for you has been driving me crazy ever since we got here. Will you marry me?"

[Cherriey]

Kavanaugh: Oh god! I can't stand it anymore!
**Goes to his quarters, then to Dr Weir's office.**
Dr Weir: Kavanaugh? Can i help you?
Kavanaugh: Oh elizabeth!
**Dr Weir stares puzzled. Kavanaugh comes around the desk. Then gets out a small box and goes to one knee.**
Kavanaugh: Elizabeth, I can't take it anymore! My love for you has been driving me crazy ever since we got here. Will you marry me?"

For some reason that reminds me of Pride and Prejuidice. =0)

Zero Hour Plant: Aggh! The light! Turn it off! It burns!

[Jessima]

Camulus: "Does this skirt make my butt look big?"

Lord Yu: "Mmmm what do you call this dish?"
Dr. Weir: "Douvled Egg"
Lord Yu: "Whatever it is, I like it!"