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    #211
    Kinsey: I LOVE what you people do here at Stargate Command! Here's $2.

    Hammond: Oh, crap! I ran outta air freshener!! WALTER!!!
    Walter: Shut up, sir.

    O'Neill: Now, put the gun down and let's have a cup o' tea, shall we?
    Gone Fission
    "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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      #212
      Any wraith: Sorry for the pain you are about to experience while ur life gets sucked by my hand.

      Ronan:I wanna be friends with a wraith

      Weir:Let's put a military personell in charge of Atlantis!

      McKay:Zelenka, I have you admit, you are the better scientist

      Samhysics is boring

      A system lord: Why did the Jaffa cross the road...?

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        #213
        Sheppard: Rodney, I'd like to apologize
        Rodney: Apologize for what?
        Sheppard: I threw a grenade down your pants.
        Rodney: You did what?
        Sheppard: Made you look.
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          #214
          Jack: Now wait a minute Daniel, lets not be to hastey these ruins could hold significant value.

          Wraith: Ill have a side of fries with that.

          Daniel: I want a Mothership for my Birthday! Can i please have one jack? please please please?

          Anubis: Lets talk about this.

          Hammond: Lets Boogie!


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            #215
            Rodney McKay: I got Samantha an engagement ring. Think she'll like it?

            Ronan (to Elia): Can you make me more shep Sandwiches? these things are great!

            Dr. Weir: John, I was thinking that maybe you should let Steve be our ambassador for the Wraith. You can take him back to Earth, and explain the qualities of the Wraith to the SGC, and how the Wraith make those Gao'uld's look like wimpy wusses.

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              #216
              Things a wraith would never say
              -im full
              -im sick of killing people
              -if only i could create life
              -hmmm you taste like chicken
              -why are you scared of me?
              -do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
              -i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
              -teach me more about these "fowers".


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                #217
                Things a wraith would never say
                -im full
                -im sick of killing people
                -if only i could create life
                -hmmm you taste like chicken
                -why are you scared of me?
                -do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
                -i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
                -teach me more about these "flowers".


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                  #218
                  DANIEL: DIE, JAFFA MOTHERF***ER!!!
                  CARTER: I'm confused. What's a podcatcher?
                  TEAL'C: Our Father, who art in Heaven...
                  O'NEILL: I think we should try and negotiate. These are Mongols, likely a descendant of the tribes from south-west China in the early 3rd dynasty, and their weapons appear to be pulse-energy based with a compression coil to funnel the power through a firing mechanism.
                  HAMMOND: We can't risk waiting. Close the iris.
                  FRASIER: Yeah, something's wrong with him. Whatever.
                  JONAS: [something plausably likeable]
                  MITCHELL: How great am I? I am soooo good 'cause of all the cool things I've done.
                  VALA: I'm looking for a relationship that's about more than just sex.

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                    #219
                    Teyla: Colonel Sheppard, I find you irresistible.
                    Sheppard: Why thank you, Teyla.
                    Weir: Sheppard, would you mind reporting to my quarters?
                    Sheppard: With pleasure. Do you mind if I bring Teyla?
                    All posts are IMO, I am not a rocket scientist.


                    Bender: "Lets go get drunk!"
                    Pay it forward

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                      #220
                      Teal'c: Bow down to me! Jaffa Kree!

                      Anubis: I am in the proccess of developing a new technology. The Yellow Cape of Doom!!!!!!!!!!

                      Apothis: I accept your appology now lets get back to conquering the gallaxy one kree at a time.

                      Jaffa: KREE KREE KREE i just love saying that word... KREEEEE KREEEE KREE


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                        #221
                        Things they would never ever ever say:

                        Ashkillalunalilualibah!

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                          #222
                          Any Alien Race:

                          A foregin Language: eg:Bonjour!

                          ( they only speak english )
                          Last edited by jazz!; 14 December 2005, 09:30 AM.
                          It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.

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                            #223
                            Teal'c: I'm feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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                            Gate City - My humorous Stargate site made when I was young, enjoy!
                            Previously known as False hope who was previously known as McKay's girl

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                              #224
                              Originally posted by Minigin
                              Things a wraith would never say
                              -im full
                              -im sick of killing people
                              -if only i could create life
                              -hmmm you taste like chicken
                              -why are you scared of me?
                              -do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
                              -i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
                              -teach me more about these "flowers".
                              Steve, the Wraith: What is an Oprah?
                              Hive Queen: I do not know, but it sounds tasty.
                              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                                #225
                                Rodney: Does this gun belt make me look too sexy?

                                Rodney: Elizabeth, I've got great news!
                                Dr. Weir: What is it Rodney?
                                Rodney:
                                Spoiler:
                                Look, my chest hair has started growing!
                                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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