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First One:
Gen. Hammond:
Yes. Thank You Mr President. I'll tell them straightaway, sir!
Damn It! People concentrate.
I've just been informed that IT is being me moved-up and we have less than 48hours left to prepare.......
So...A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.............
Another One:
Gen. Hammond (in his office, on the red phone): Hello, Batman!
It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.
First One:
Gen. Hammond:
Yes. Thank You Mr President. I'll tell them straightaway, sir!
Damn It! People concentrate.
I've just been informed that IT is being me moved-up and we have less than 48hours left to prepare.......
So...A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.............
Sam: Could someone please explain this post to me?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
Dr Frasier: Oh *bleep* *bleep*ing *bleep*! *Bleep*-ing *bleep* of *bleep*-ing *bleeps*. *Bleep* the *bleep*-ing *bleep*! I amputated the wrong leg dammit. Maybe he won't notice.
Teal'c: Indeed, i to sympathise with the Go'uld.
Wraith: Would you please pass me the gravey?
Tollan: We are offering you all our technology.
Anchient: Sure i'll help you. (they never lend a hand grrrrr)
Daniel: Vala and I are getting married.
Jaffa: I can settle down now, have a family and live in peace.
hope I'm not duplicating any, cos there's a lot to read through (funny stuff!)
Thor: You got pwned, biatch!
Daniel: Let him die, it's not our problem!
Carter: I'm not working on this friggin reactor thingy on my day off! Let's get wasted!
Kinsey: Jack buddy, wanna go golfing this weekend?
Apothis: Y'know Teal'c, I'm coming to really respect your decision to leave.
Anubis: I am not a god! I just have a really cool cape!
Wraith Hostes: Mr. Wraith, welcome to my hive ship. Hors d'oeuvres are right here. Be certain to watch our for the boys, they're biting tonight. The blondes are particularly tasty.
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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